A Chicken walks into a bar,
Farmer Bob rushes at the chicken with AXE in hand...


Chicken looks up and Says.."

"INSERT YOURS"

Best of 18 posts wins, admin on NASSA for 1 month.

I'll start..."how'd you get that AXE through the metal detector?

"Chicken looks up and Says.......She came onto me"

" Chicken looks to the left and points and Yells....I cannot tell a Lie....He did it...Chicken exits stage right"

Chicken looks at the farmer....lights go low....chicken and farmer have a GAY moment......lol

Chicken looks up and Yells DAD...farmer breaks into tears

I'm not sure but I think you need serious help

Mike,.....steps inbetween the AXE wielding Farmer and the bartender Says......" Want me to hold him while we make wings of him"

I think these sort of posts should be labelled by the Mods, in the same way that "***SPOILERS***" are labelled..
Only in THIS case the label should read:

"***:bewarespa***"

Quote from AtomAnt :

A Chicken walks into a bar,
Farmer Bob rushes at the chicken with AXE in hand...


Chicken looks up and Says.."

"Craftsman... *Not* the official tool of KFC... The official tool of NASCAR".

Chicken looks up and Says..Atom ant needs some serious help

Gut feeling tells me that Atom Ant had a bit of alcohol last night

lol....yup I was in da bag....sorry about that.

bestest post evaar! can i now be admin?

There aren't 18 posts yet...so spam until then

I have no idea what this thread is about...

2 to go...

i guess i'll be last?

chiken looks up and says "this thread is a load of bol****s,


1 post to go

EDIT: not 1 more post to go, rappa z slipped in.

oh, all the posts are used, so this can be closed now.

It doesn't need to be closed yet, somebody still has to pick the "best" comeback so a winner can be crowned.

none of us put up a comeback, so here's one:"Have fun at Mcdonalds"

Quote from Rappa Z :

none of us put up a comeback, so here's one:"Have fun at Mcdonalds"

er, dont you mean:

"Can you direct me to Kentucky, Please?"

Chicken looks up and says:
"HAX0RZ!!!! I forgot my computer's password and need HAX0RZ to break it open... Not AXEs!"

Chicken looks up and Says.. "Is that an axe in your hands? Or are you just glad to see me?"