Hi all!

It's cold, wet and windy outside and my Girlfriend is bored.

She's done:

• the cooking
  
• the cleaning
  
• the hoovering
  
• the ironing
  
• the packing
  
• the unpacking
  
• the washing
  
• sorted out her wardrobe
  
• sorted out my wardrobe
  
• thrown away old clothes
  
• bought new clothes
  
• re decorated the kitchen (kinda)
  
• wrapped birthday prezzies
  
• written birthday & thank you cards (due to christmas)
  
• and Painted a plant pot
  
• and watched all the $h!t on TV

She's read all her books and she has no movies to watch....

Ta,

Kringle. & Mrs Kringle.

Dusting?

Mr Kringle?

Race?

Uhm, I'm not going to state the obvious but you know

Show my ole lady how to do all of that.

Quote from Jakg :

Mr Kringle?

This forum has really gone downhill lately...

How about getting her playing LFS?

Quote from Leifde :

This forum has really gone downhill lately...

How about getting her playing LFS?

She's tried.... and failed...

Oh and dusting is on the list for tomorrow!

*she whines* "something fuuuuuuuun" :|

you are joking, right?

Well, I might know something

Quote from Hyperactive :

Well, I might know something

Well, Fire away!

And no, she's not joking....... We're now eating chocolate and jelly........

Also she asks - "where can I find black food colouring?"

Tescos? If you have the money go out and buy a chocolate fountain and a ton of chocolate. Don't forget to mix some vegetable oil in with the melted chocolate to get it flowing well. Chocolate fountains are so cool.

Quote from MR_B :

Well, Fire away!

And no, she's not joking....... We're now eating chocolate and jelly........

Also she asks - "where can I find black food colouring?"

If the smiley didn'y give it away, I better shut up about it

karma sutra? has she read tat book (u sed shed read all the ones shes got), if not get her readin then ask her to teach it to you.

or you could ask her to edit the maclaren logo script. ma and you found that quite fun.

Tell her to stop complaining.... Rofl....

I dunno really... U could... Ya know.... Join the castle club.

Quote from Captain Slow :

karma sutra?

Could be fun when combined with the chocolate and jelly too.

Joen - add to that: a lady friend and a beginner's wrestling handbook.

Quote from Leifde :

Tescos? If you have the money go out and buy a chocolate fountain and a ton of chocolate. Don't forget to mix some vegetable oil in with the melted chocolate to get it flowing well. Chocolate fountains are so cool.

Hahahaa I laughed for that

Quote from Bob Smith :

Joen - add to that: a lady friend and a beginner's wrestling handbook.

Amen to that Bob
What is it with kids these days? Where's the creativity and imagination?

Listen carefully as this is quite difficult to comprehend:

Put your penis in her vagina.



EDIT: Or rent more movies and eat pizza.

Quote from Bob Smith :

Like what, exactly? We try to keep the forum safe for minors.

Quote from Bob Smith :

Joen - add to that: a lady friend and a beginner's wrestling handbook.

it's amazing how much an hour and thirty five minutes, and a thread that will eventually wind up on sex, can change someone's opinion

Good plan regardless

right...

how about a movie?

Quote from XCNuse :

right...

how about a movie?

Movies come in wide varieties

exxxxxactly
lol

it can go either way hahaha

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