"Just took my car to the spray shop, the guys there kept shouting at me whilst they sprayed the shell but I couldn't understand what they were saying. Now I think about, they were probably telling me to get out of the car whilst they sprayed it. Hang on a minute... they haven't sprayed my car!"
Massa to Hamilton: "That sandwhich Timo gave me earlier is giving me some trouble"
or
Nelson: "Look at Heikki, he has had a really crap year"
Alonso: ...
or
Rubens: Jenson you bastard, that's the 3rd time you've put a tac on my chair
Jenson: I've got to be good at something mate, I can't drive fast or grow a beard, look at this thing, it doesn't even keep my face warm.
or
Webber: *What's my name again, oh yeh it's Mark, lucky I got them to put it on my belt*
or
Bordais: *AHAHAHA*
Vettel: OMG dude put it away, OMG what are you doing to the back of his head! Oh man I can't watch this anymore I'm going to put my jacket over my head.