I beat up a lot of cars, but only 'totaled' (write off) one car, a 1986 VW Golf.
It was also my favorite car and the first car i drove, oh, and it wasn't mine,
it was my aunt's. Passenger was the craziest bit...eh, gilrfriend i ever had
(also the hottest), it was christmas eve and we were heading to my mother's
place, after dropping by a friend's party...i had ONE beer and remember that
someone told me that i shouldn't drink, to which i replied : "Oh, i'm only
having one, i DO have to drive".
Well, seems even ONE beer was too many, add to that how i barely had my
license and still was a raging hormone late-teen, oh and it was winter, car
had proper winter tires though, but still, they were no racing clicks...
Long story short, as traffic started to grow denser, i tried to go from the
far-left to the far-right lane (one a 3 lane highway) in too short a
time/distance and i lost the rear end (on a FWD !!) and 5-7 pendulum swings
of the rear later i still couldn't control the car and i started hitting the
cement walls on BOTH sides alternatively until the car came to rest. I must
have scared the crap out of people behind and the following concert of
angry horns confirmed this. Everything under the beltline was completely bent
out of shape, the car still 'drove' but only very slowly, and sideways. The car
was totaled/a write-off.
Now imagine how i felt having to call my family on Xmas to tell them i just
crashed my aunt's car (who was already there). Happy Xmas !!!.....