BTW: I was thinking more along the lines of a "cockpit" (in a car) which only a man can fill because we have a cock to fill it with. not the way most of the others took it. ANYWAY, moving on.
Yeah, but racing drivers have an inherently feminist point of view.
Well if you're looking at it that way, the man is the cock. I thought it was usually rubber they got covered with, not racing leathers. Although some people like strange things...
So...how long til this thread gets locked?
So...how long til this thread gets locked?
Lol man, lool xD
We've completed the circle and are back onto Eddie Izzard!
Cock = male chicken
Steam Cock = part on a steam engine that lets condensed water vapor escape
Shuttlecock = thing they play with in badminton
Steam Cock = part on a steam engine that lets condensed water vapor escape
Shuttlecock = thing they play with in badminton
I hear ya
wierdos talk about vaginesMonty Python!
What's a vagine?
Spaced is well worth getting hold of. Also just got 15 storeys high amazingly funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mitc-4tsH_A
does anyone remember "Game on"? that was a seriously funny show.
"mock the week" is funny too. so's "buzzcocks"
"mock the week" is funny too. so's "buzzcocks"
Speaking of cock...
http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com/
http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com/
LMFAO, if I'd have had tea in my mouth, it would be all over the monitor and keyboard at this moment
Lol....you joker danowat
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because men *seriously* overexaggerate when they demonstrate what 6 inches looks like...
Because men *seriously* overexaggerate when they demonstrate what 6 inches looks like...
I like vaginas....
The blonde women stole a kid as a hostage.... and she gave him a note, saying "I have stolen your son, please leave £50 at the end of the park, and you will get him", and the told him to give it to his parents...lol
The blonde women stole a kid as a hostage.... and she gave him a note, saying "I have stolen your son, please leave £50 at the end of the park, and you will get him", and the told him to give it to his parents...lol
i am not sure if that was a joke or a true story :S
what have you got if you have one green ball in one hand and another green ball in the other hand?
the incredible hulk begging for mercy rofl
what have you got if you have one green ball in one hand and another green ball in the other hand?
the incredible hulk begging for mercy rofl
How many monkey's does it take to screw in a light-blub?
Monkeys screw in trees dumb-ass!
Monkeys screw in trees dumb-ass!
How many Sound Engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb...
1-2, 1-2.
2 monkeys in a bath, one says to the other oh-ah-ah (monkey noise) and the other says, but more cold in it then...
1-2, 1-2.
2 monkeys in a bath, one says to the other oh-ah-ah (monkey noise) and the other says, but more cold in it then...
guess what emule found when i decided to check the series out
leonid
speaking of cocks and light humour:
clicky
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "The Lawyers", and the party of the second part, also known as "The Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entry way, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spill-over illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being nonnegotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every possible caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the nonnegotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.
2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.
3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this selfsame document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being nonnegotiable and only until the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb") becomes snug in the party of the third part (Receptacle) and in fact becomes the party of the second part (Light Bulb).
NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "The Firm".
A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "The Lawyers", and the party of the second part, also known as "The Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entry way, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spill-over illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being nonnegotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every possible caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the nonnegotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.
2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.
3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this selfsame document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being nonnegotiable and only until the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb") becomes snug in the party of the third part (Receptacle) and in fact becomes the party of the second part (Light Bulb).
NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "The Firm".
These are all from google jookes hehe....or Jokes for all .net
How many morotrcycle enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change the lightbulb, and nine to stand around smoking saying 'Try it now.'
Ten. One to change the lightbulb, and nine to stand around smoking saying 'Try it now.'
Some light humor.
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