A bloke wants some other guy killed, so he asks Artie to go and kill him, he says he will pay him a pound.
He tracks him, he is in Tesco, so he calls Artie up and tell him to kill him.
Artie runs in and strangles the man, the duty manager runs up and says, You can do that! so Artie strangles the duty manager. The store manager runs up and says, You cant do that! so Artie strangles him too.
The headline read... Artie chocks 3 for a pound in Tescos.