Tiny, shouty fruit-bat man. I've never seen anyone talk for so long without saying a goddam thing. Love the Limp Bizkit MI soundtrack - associating Cruise with an epic failure like Fred Durst is actually quite appropriate. I laughed so hard a little bit of thetan came out.
If Scios have declared war on psychiatry, I wanna see Cruise throw down with Dr Phil. Screw his "for-a-role" martial arts training, Philbo would break his tiny ass in two and say "what wur you thinkin'? Put yer manners back in!"