read it all, not just some of it check my nationallity, the irish get jokes, this although clever, it is just a rubbish joke. but if it takes 5 mins out of your work day then it's all good.
I'm not really working today. As unlucky as I am, school (yep, I'm a poor teenager) is closed today so I don't have anything to do but post on a forum and get reactions from old and grumpy Irish peoples. It works!