I know, I got bruises to prove it.

Right now i know too many girls to fall in love with someone, quite alot of girls fit my "requirements" ( if thats what you want to call it) but they are all special in all different ways. Some are hot and have the personality to match but some can be a laugh to be with, legends if you may but they aint exactly good looking.

Personally i wouldnt go out with someone who looks 80% Ugly but i would be more than happy to be friends with them.

I have already been in love with a girl called Catherine when i was in France.
She was a good looker and i thought she was really cool. she was the girl i talked to the most, ask for help on other girls and i even hung out with her.
Unfortunatly because of my dads job i had to move back to Scotland. When i heard this news i was devastated. I could'nt beleive i was going to have to leave her behind. I devoted my last 2 weeks just to be with her and trust mei was really reluctant to leave her.

Just telling you my story since it ties in.

awww :-(

Depends how well they can cook.
I'm just joking. In fact, I actually made dinner for my family last night. I'm not a sexist. I'm just increasing the rate at which this already atrocious thread is going downhill.

Waht about giving head, that must also be a valuable skill!


@4h's hidden text - ditto

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Waht about giving head, that must also be a valuable skill!

No matter what woman you're with and no matter how good she is at that, if you're with her in a lasting relationship (ie. 5+ years, or marriage), that skill will become irrelevant as the frequency with which she demonstrates her skill will decrease to virtually nihil over time

Of course I suppose the first few years do count for something as well

5 years?! try < 1 year... It's more common for leap years to strike... .. at least in my current relationship.

Mine has to be able to wash...

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red hair FTW

Natural only, no dye jobs.

one of the most interesting things I found out from a philosophy conference I went to last week is that statistically all red headed girls are prostitutes

My wife finds me irresistable and who can blame her?

The way to a womens heart is to stuff a large overcooked cold sausage down your underwear then say to your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/pet horse/whatever that you think you may have a bit of a problem with your 'wee man'.

Now no matter what she will want to have a look due to being scared of you poking your dodgy 'wee man' at her in bed when it's dark.

Now when you unzip and get the rather odd looking sausage out in front of her....she'll either laugh or ditch you. Mine laughed so I married her

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Now when you unzip and get the rather odd looking sausage out in front of her....she'll either laugh or ditch you. Mine laughed so I married her

OK, mine just ate the sausage... what do I do now?

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OK, mine just ate the sausage... what do I do now?

You grin with a sigh of relief that it was the sausage that she bit into

Unless you like that kind of thing... :hide:

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Unless you like that kind of thing... :hide:

Here's your new T-shirt mate

I shall walk into a Gay Bar and wear it with pride!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

:iagree:

Anyway, (heterosexual) women overestimate length. There are many examples proving this.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

:iagree:

I wet myself.

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I'm sure her great personally is the first thing you wanted to touch when you saw her the first time eh.

Gentlemens.

Hmm yes I touched her personality.

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Me?
No boy. No I dont!

I am the type of guy who looks for long term relationships, I hate the guys who date girls they hate just to have sex with them, they might as well pay a hooker every week (I don't include **** buddies or one night stands in that). So for me a good personality is something I look for, but I do have to be physically attracted to a girl, and I just happen to dislike short, fat girls. Height is important to me, I'm just shy of 6ft5, and I have dated girls that are a foot or more shorter than me, and I don't like looking like a peado or a giant that's stolen a villager.

So let me try to work out my perfect girl...

6ft, dark hair, green eyes, slim, nice arse, athletic, independant, polite, good cook, passionate, slightly introvert, intelligent, good sense of humour, dirty minded and loyal.

I would ignore all of that if S14 turned up at my door in his birthday suit though.

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So let me try to work out my perfect girl...

6ft, dark hair, green eyes, slim, nice arse, athletic, independant, polite, good cook, passionate, slightly introvert, intelligent, good sense of humour, dirty minded and loyal.

At least you not that fussy and don't mind the size of breasts she has

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At least you not that fussy and don't mind the size of breasts she has

I'm like most men, a decent handful is all we need, anything extra is just for showing off to your mates (or other activities which decrease the longer the relationship lasts, so if you think long term like me those become less important). That was a description of my perfect girl by the way, so it's going to be fussy, in reality I usually end up with the exact opposite since it seems short fat clingy annoying girls are attracted to me.

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I would ignore all of that if S14 turned up at my door in his birthday suit though.

Who knows what you'll get for Christmas!

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Who knows what you'll get for Christmas!

That would make sense, Santa does hate me after all.

Don't worry big guy. Santa doesn't exist!