KITT activates underwater mode and casually re apears on a beach infront of DK with seaweed hanging from the wing mirror.

I laug and speed off

While all this is going on, the SD1 is now level pegging with the leader.

He might be the leader, then again he might not, who is the leader?!

after sleeping for a few hours i didnt relise the car was on auto drive and then i see luke .s in front and goiung underneath me

Haruna wakes up and undisguises his bike. He then drives off with full shield recharges and manages to catch up thanks to ???????????????????????????????? km/h speed driving. He notices that it's rather peaceful...

KITT takes the lead after reversing from the C-130 which was infront of 5haz

With the help of the girl with wings on her backpack, Haruna finds some kind of shortcut, and with her help, he takes it by flying over the woods. He leads, but the lead is very uncomfortable, and Haruna would much rather be behind the pack watching the fireworks.

having spent the last few hours painstakingly piecing the body of my RV back together, I take off to rejoin the rear of the pack, firing bullets wildly out of the machine guns into whatever, or whomever, may lay ahead of me

(can't be bothered to read the last 5 pages to see what else happened)

use built in teleporter to blast to finish line whilst goin back in time so i finished 1 second after i started wooooooooooooo

I fire missiles at the leader and rhen blast over the pack
I fire a Harpoon at the RV too

harpoon is now wedged in what little remains of the chipboard rear panel, and it is now dragging DieK's vehicle along ripping off most of the bodywork

The missile misses Haruna's bike, but he's lost a lot of ground and is now in 2nd.

I cut the cable and snipe at the RV's fuel tank, while mooning the other racers

While Die moons the others, Haruna uses 5% of the energy shield to boost ahead of DK. He lets off yet another "boost fart" as well, which begins to cause problems.

sniping misses my fuel tank, instead flying straight into Haruna's left rear wheel

...what left-rear wheel? Oh, wait.

<expletive deleted>

Haruna limps off to a service station. He phones GRLTD, because he still don't have mines and now his tyres are b0rked.

H: "Hello?"
G: "What the **** you want now?"
H: "I need new tyres and mines, and a full ammo restock?"
G: "OK, pay up $76,500 at the next window"
H: *pays at the next window*

I switch on the 8 track again, slottng in Bryan Adams, turning the volume up I start singing and drinking coffee.

I note I'm near the leaders...so I engage the JATO to catch up, this sets the body on fire, I throw it at the others as I catch up....

Quote from brt900 :

use built in teleporter to blast to finish line whilst goin back in time so i finished 1 second after i started wooooooooooooo

However, since you blatantly broke the rules outlined in the registration thread, your finish is considered illegal. You are sent back to the start. Oh, and our size-shifting, furry rule-enforcer has torn out your teleporter, and clearly told you that the next offense will result in your car being crushed underfoot.

I sincerely recommend you follow the rules from now on.

I pull into a scrapyard and fit a 935 body then resume racing.....after swapping the Harpoon missiles for Tomahawk cruise missiles and test-firing at that f*cking RV...

And after installing a second afterburning jet engine....

You may be wondering why the f**k I'm not blown into a million pieces.
Well, it turns out that the HHGs had expired way way long ago, so I'm pushing the car into a TIME MACHINE TO WIN!

<enters time machine>
omfg I'm gonna win lol
<time machine spits the car out>

Hang on a second... why are there loads of Confederate flags and Union flags?

OH SHI-

I'M IN THE 1770s!

in a magnificent driving manoevre (swerving into a tree), me Zapp and the RV (which does seem to be getting in the way rather a lot) dodge the tomahawk, which instead flies straight into Jon's time machine, also emerging back in the 1770s

I smile and get used to the Pontiac 935 now, I put a mounted minigun behind each seat, linking them to the weapons compute

A temporary glitch in the race management software brought out a red flag. The problem is solved, and the race continues...

Hm, a glitch....?

I simply take off at high speed as usual

Uh, people? The, uh... the race is still going...