My shields absorb all the bullets and I let fly with everything I have at KITT

Haruna decides that the fighting between Die and KITT is interesting, so, he hangs back, and eats some popcorn while the two decidedly try destroy each other.

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I look at my readouts and sighing, climb into a turret, but not before leaving a oil slick across the entire motorway

Damn you! Going on the motorway was my idea, now you put an oil slick on it? :arge

Oh great, problem is, my car can't fly. So Then I sliiiiiide on the Oil slick, and rams Luke.S's car. Damage looks costly.

Josef Shaz tries to make up time with the leading three, but these missiles and bombs that keep bouncing off the car are awfully distracting, trying to keep it on the road is proving a test, even though im now off the winding country lanes.

I hear on BBC Radio 2 that there's an oil slick up ahead on the motoway, so its time to take the scenic back roads once again.

KITT in the mean time has switched to attack mode and left DK standing. KITT stops for fuel then floors it out of the petrol station just in time to hit the stinger which causes it to explode.

FF actually missed KITT and hit KARR instead.

I laugh as my decoy explodes, the real Gryphon is already 10km down the road.

Smiling, I floor it more

DK's smile is wiped from his face when out of no where kitt turbo boosts over him and takes the lead.

I simply light everything up and blow back by KITT, sideswiping him as I go by and showing him the finger

KITT smashes into DK and rips that finger clean off his hand.

Haruna decides that the fight between DK and KITT is getting boring, so, he instead follows 5haz in hopes that he can avoid getting blown up and being forced to see that girl with the winged backpack weep again.

I'll just go through the minor roads and cut right ahead of both of you.

Note: There is a bumper sticker saying 'u haz b33n ovrtkn.'

What Furiously-Fast fails still to realize is that the Ouroburos missiles are headed straight for him. Haruna ponders if he should save FF's arse or if he should let FF get blown up.

FF doesn't realise that the SD1 has flipped and smashes straight into it.

Haruna witnesses the collision, and by some insane miracle, the missiles miss and hit a bunch of trees instead. The guys at Ouroburos, as well as Haruna, '/facepalm' at the sight.

Oh noes, my little Civic can't take this abuse.... oh wait, I still have a widebody kit that protects the main parts of the car. My vtec is still going strong! As for the SD1, that is just a wreck.

*pushes it off my roof*

At the time I was cursing myself for hitting the stray hare in the road and flipping it, I rejoiced very much when FF's Honda righted my SD1 when he smashed into it. FF If my SD1 landed on your roof it would crush it, considering it has a 27 litre lump of a ship anchor under the bonnet.

I continue, enjoying the fantastic scenery, but Haruna is not far behind recovering from yet another encounter with the wildlife, his bike faring far better on these roads than my obese SD1.

I have the flamethrower armed Haruna, watch out.

I scream and sew the finger back on, laughing at the SD1 and KITT

KITT fires missile which rip the widebody kit off the civic which means the VTAK can now die.

Ah, now you see I went to Halfords before this race, so I can use another WBK I ordered. It was in the Van that was travelling next to me. Now it's taken some different route, so no-one will blow it up.

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I have the flamethrower armed Haruna, watch out.

I have a laser that could wipe off the entire world Shaz, watch out.

Hiding for the majority of the race the Delorean decides to reappear! Coming in from behind at stupidly fast speeds, it hits a turny ramp, which launches the DeLorean into the air and rotating around. As the car gets to being upside down it is directly above FF. Chuck Norris, at the speed of light, puts his hand out the roof of the Delorean and SLAPS FF extremely hard, before ordering FF's engine to turn off, which it does as it is scared. Then the DeLorean continues spinning and lands on its four wheels. A grenade is dropped behind infront of FF, who, slowing down, ends up driving straight into it and gets it lodged in his grille.

KITT had put a homing becon on the van and an F22 raptor blows it and all halfords vans up. Infact they blow up every single van luckily kitt is in attack mode still.

Haruna decides to again call up GRLTD:
H: "Hello?"
G: "Welcome to GRLTD, how can I help you?"
H: "Ten OSL shots please"
G: "OK pay $76.50 at the next window please"

1) You never said the grenade blew up, So I grab it, then throw it back in your car. I stopped earlier, so I get a good view of seeing your car blow up. KABLAM, and there goes a DMC.

2) Psst, who said I only have vans in this area?

KITT gets to the window first and fires the OSL shots at Haruna