....who breaks rank with regards to urinal etiquette. FACT

If there's 5 urinals, and there's someone at Urinal 3, the only available urinals are Urinals 1 and 5. If someone, for some ridiculous reason, is at Urinal 2, you may choose between Urinals 4 and 5. You should really choose Urinal 5 though, so that when the bloke at Urinal 2 leaves, it opens up another two, rather than just the one he has vacated.

You know when you're doing gymnastics at Primary School, you have to make sure you've got enough space by putting out both arms and making sure they can't hit anyone. I like to think that urinal positioning operates on a similar system.



end rant.

I don't think you'd get on well with this chap...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9sXBlIMQrA

I want this http://gizmodo.com/287580/piss ... discourages-drunk-driving

http://www.piss-screen.de/

True enough. For those out of the loop: Linky.

So true.. so true.

i take offenseto your characterisation of me being untrustworthy
often i enjoy annoying people on the loo doing things like looking them in the eyes

back at school there was one toilet which gave me a pretty easy reign over the urinals
it had 5 urinals 1 and 5 were both too close to the wall to be useable so you could effectively make all 5 inaccessible by using the middle one
i noticed that people used the closed stalls a lot when i was there

it should also tell you a lot about my school that this is one of the most memorable facts about my time there

..also may I add men who have neat handwriting, who use hand cream, who wear a scarf (not a football one) indoors and when given a choice of animal to have has a pet, chooses a cat.

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

..also may I add men who have neat handwriting, who use hand cream, who wear a scarf (not a football one) indoors and when given a choice of animal to have has a pet, chooses a cat.

Why? cats are mint and all you have to do is feed them, their not as fun as dogs but require alot less in return. (dog and cat owner)

Quote from pearcy_2k7 :

Why? cats are mint and all you have to do is feed them, their not as fun as dogs but require alot less in return. (dog and cat owner)

Cats are ****s, simply put.

Quote from MAGGOT :

Cats are ****s, simply put.

Quote from pearcy_2k7 :

Why? cats are mint and all you have to do is feed them, their not as fun as dogs but require alot less in return. (dog and cat owner)

Cats can not be trusted therefore, any man who choices a cat over any other animal should in turn not be trusted.

I don't make the rules, thats just the way my drink fuelled brain works.

Couple more.

...those who apologise for double posting, tis a sign of weakness.
...those who wear the gloves when filling the car with petrol
...those who do not like beer.

Why should I use a urinal when the piss is ankle-deep..?

Never trust a man whose hair and eyebrows don't match.

To be honest Mackie, I love you.

You have a way with words and a grand personality!

So obviosly you must be an ugly sod

ive been told (although i must confess ive never been there so i cant confirm anything) that in china not only the urinals are without divisions but the seated ones in public restrooms are also without them
must be quite the experience to be able to discuss the morning paper people on neighbouring thrones read

Quote from AlienT. :

You have a way with words and a grand personality!

So obviosly you must be an ugly sod

Cold......but saddly true

I have about a thousand of these (I'm a bitter bitter man) but will add just the one just now.

You can never trust a man who has 2 phones.

Quote from 5haz :

Never trust a man whose hair and eyebrows don't match.

Damn you. If you look closely, you can see that my eyebrows are darker than my other hair. It's all natural though .

had a game on my iphone about urinal etiquette, anybody who got any wrong arent friends anymore.

Quote from hrtburnout :

Damn you. If you look closely, you can see that my eyebrows are darker than my other hair. It's all natural though .

I'm allowed to say it because I have blonde hair and black eyebrows.

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

You can never trust a man who has 2 phones.

Or a bluetooth earpice, I can't stand those bloody things.

Hollywood has taught me to never trust a lefty. They always betray their friends.

Quote from Shotglass :

ive been told (although i must confess ive never been there so i cant confirm anything) that in china not only the urinals are without divisions but the seated ones in public restrooms are also without them
must be quite the experience to be able to discuss the morning paper people on neighbouring thrones read

would you spark up a conversation with this man?

totally

On a related note, you can never trust a pub that only has two urinals.

Never trust a man that claims that he's a vegetarian