I can vaguely remember my last, well, i wouldnt even call it a fight really...
I was out clubbing with a few mates and some lad who i didnt even know was deliberately trying to get me to kick off all night, for literally 3 hours he was just on and on, he had mates with him who he was clearly trying to show off to, then he went one step too far, he ran accross the club and pretended to stumble as he got near to me, slamming into me with both arms and i went whack against the bar behind me, so i just said, you tw@t, he then looked at me, stuck both fingers up right into my face and shouted 'what the f--k you gonna do about it then'
A couple of my mates were kind of nodding to me slyly as if to say come on i wouldnt stand for that mate.
So i finally went, one hit, BIG uppercut, straight under his chin, bosh! he went all bow legged and fell to his knees and stayed there looking very unsettled, i then picked my drink up and walked away with my mates, who were doing a kind of football goal scoring celebration all around me , as his so called mates were picking him back up and pretty much telling him he was a daft tw@t and had asked for it, and one of his mates then ran up to me and shook my hand, as he remarked, i have been waiting for someone to finally do that to him.
best night ever, even the bouncer who clearly saw me whack him just kinda ignored it.
