Last night while I was looking at the dedicated server log (trying to find evidence of Cabby cheating ), I found some pretty amusing quotes from the series participants. It's obvious that most of us spend more time on our stand-up comedy routines than we do practicing.

on Gil's unfortunate trust in LFS' fuel calculations
Feb 04 02:18:29 S3R Danke : cool chinese charaters on the skin, gil
Feb 04 02:18:39 S3R Danke : do they mean, "out of fuel?"

glenh sets a new PB
Feb 04 02:24:32 LFSW - new RB4 PB by glenh: 60:00.00 (new)
Feb 04 02:24:34 [DSR] Gil : : )
Feb 04 02:25:00 S3R Danke : within 58 minutes of the WR

polishing up on the rules
Feb 04 02:26:59 S3R Danke : you must finish to score points
Feb 04 02:27:17 RSR.haVoc : but you dont have to be finnish
Feb 04 02:27:25 [SR] Boothy : thank god

got hardware problems, call the Gil Squad
Feb 04 02:54:10 RSR.haVoc : theres a fix for yer momo pedals joe
Feb 04 02:54:17 [DSR] Gil : a large hammer?

staying up on current events in the auto industry
Feb 04 03:20:56 RSR.Celcius : the top side of my left foot is hurting me from pulling up the brake pedal
Feb 04 03:21:05 S3R Danke : RSR.Celcius - I could see your brake lights on the straights. pedal problems?
Feb 04 03:21:12 T-Sho : you have a toyota??

paging Dr. Ruth
Feb 04 03:25:40 [DSR] Gil : I wish I had signed up for UFR earlier
Feb 04 03:26:00 RSR.haVoc : i wish i woulda pulled out earlier.....dam kids

we're talkin' about practice man
Feb 18 02:14:07 [DSR] Gil : I need to mooch a set - been out of town, no time to practice
Feb 18 03:15:37 [DSR] Gil won the race

Cabby saves his divebombs for his teammates
Feb 18 02:49:55 S3R Cabby : sorry bout that T1 Gil... thought that was Dan I was against
Feb 18 02:51:20 S3R Cabby : thought I was on the inside of dan and was trying to figure out why you were sideways in my
Feb 18 02:51:42 S3R Cabby : then after about 6 laps Dan said it was you and he was behind us
Feb 18 02:52:18 S3R Danke : see, he took you out cuz he thought it was me
Feb 18 02:52:33 S3R Cabby : yeah... I'm all for taking out Dan

on one of our favorite banned lfsforum members
Feb 25 02:02:37 RSR.haVoc : get arox in here so i can go Cole Trickle on him
Feb 25 02:02:51 [SR] Boothy : oh yeah if arox joins can we have permission to wreck
Feb 25 02:03:07 S3R Danke : since I have him blocked he can't protest

professional driving instruction
Mar 04 02:29:58 S3R Danke : be sure to be careful on lap1
Mar 04 02:30:07 S3R Danke : esp. the last jump
Mar 04 02:30:21 S3R Danke : it's a mid-air braking zone, so take it easy

Gil's growing love affair with the RB4
Feb 04 01:54:11 [DSR] Gil : I'm growing to loathe this car
Feb 04 03:22:12 [DSR] Gil : I hate these POS front heavy understeering chick cars
Feb 04 03:25:47 [DSR] Gil : screw these heaps
Mar 04 03:22:12 [DSR] Gil : <bleep> this <bleep> <bleep> piece of <bleep> RB4

great stuff

You've got waaaay too much time Dan. You better be putting that to good use coming up with another series. :chair::haha:

Quote from Cabby :

You've got waaaay too much time Dan. You better be putting that to good use coming up with another series. :chair::haha:

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great stuff man. but as cabby said, ... go and come up with another series.
(make it be around the same time of night)

my qoutes are copyrighted....so you'll be hearing from my attorney in the near future......

Great stuff Dan, thanks for taking the time. I lolled until I sharted.

haha.. Gil posted this thread on the DSR forums. Nothing like some good humor with (some) racing on the side.

Glad you guys enjoyed it. Of course I can't take all the credit for the humor, or the good racing for that matter.