LMFAO @ DADGE!
There is a red indian family in america with a big chief. The chief feels like pasta, but the pasta is off, and he gets constapated. The chief sends his message boy to the medicine man.
"Big chief, No shit!" Says the messanger.
"OK, tell him to take one of these pills and he'll be fine" Replied the medicine man."
The next day, the messenger returns.
"Big chief, No shit!" Says the messanger.
"OK, tell him to take 10 of these pills and he'll be fine" Replied the medicine man."
Once again, the messenger returned.
"Big chief, No shit!" Says the messanger.
"OK, this is wierd. Tell him to take 100 of these pills." Replied the medicine man."
And again, he returns...
"Big chief, No shit!" Says the messanger.
"OK, im giving him all my pills. 1million. If this doesnt work, i dont know what to do."
The messenger returns in the morning.
"Big Shit, No chief!"