O.K I dunno if one of these has been up recently , but everyone knows how to play ... just continue the sentance on , with a short few words , and then let someone else continue it on , and so on. I'll start :




I was just driving round the oval when suddenly I hit a massive ...

Ice Cream van

then out of no where a gang of fat kids came running.....

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comes rolling down the hill followed by fat kids........

...leaving a greasy trail. Just at that moment...

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.......[FM] Failure banned them from his oval....

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.......[FM] Failure banned them from his oval....

For spoiling his attempt at the most wins off the month award.....

A few seconds later, Bob Smith is overwhelmed by a horde of fat greasy kids, spamming "Why have I been banned?" threads all over the forums. This causes Bob to...

...stick that famous finger.....

... and that cause madman to spit out all his jaffacakes all over kevs face for no giveing him a higher score, but then.....

...in a moment of clarity, kev grabs one of the jaffa cakes, launching it at tristan, ofcourse failing horribly to actually hit him. Instead...

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...in a moment of clarity, kev grabs one of the jaffa cakes, launching it at tristan, ofcourse failing horribly to actually hit him. Instead...

....Grabs a rocket launcher and fires hundreds of jaffa cakes sending tristan...

to the feet of a leprachaun carrying a fire extinguisher , tristan tells the leprachaun ...

...to go get a bubble gum, pen, swiss army knife and of course a hacksaw. Using his knowlege as engineer and from watching too much McGuyver, tristan is finally able to compile the parts into a...

blow-up doll ... literally , and tristan plans to use this in order to ...

...distract Bob from seeing what is going about to happen, in order to evade the mighty ban stick. After successfully deploying his self-crafted utility of pleasure, ...

bob decides to close this thread due to more random spam because everyone knows they want to be the highest on the sadness ratings. Unfortunately bob cannot do so and is attracted to this thread ...

just like Tristan to his blow up doll. But fortunately Tinyk...

...enters the action, leaving behind a glimmering trail of pinkness...

...the rent-a-mod service, but it turns out she misdialed. Instead...

... The Ghostbusters show up, and get something cleaned up. After Cleaning up the chaos...

a horrifying visit from that scary marshamallow ( or michelin ?? ) man at the end of the second ( or was it first ) film shows up , and burns tristan a brand new ...

F3 car, which he promptly wrecks and suffers...

...a nervous breakdown, paired with a slightly twisted pinky. Screaming in agony he realizes...

...that he is out of jaffa cakes. So he gets into his...

...fat hairdressers car, and then he decides too...