Quote from JO53PHS :

a few hours you've become the biggest prat the internets have ever seen*

*This may not be correct

there's a good chance of that - certainly the biggest prat this forum has ever seen, at least in the time I've been here. Right up there with one of the biggest prats I personally have ever seen on an internet forum

Quote from earmelon :

mate ur a shit. u deserve to get banged. tell me where u live wont u. stupid keyboard warrior

new tactic - bombard him with image macros!

Quote from earmelon :

takumi you lil ****.
tell me where u live so i can come bang ur neeky little ass.
come on then

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I think even if nobody posted anything in this thread he'd still witter on about us

we're responding to the noob who knows perfectly well what he is saying. He came in looking for a fight and got one

if you look near the start of this crap he said something along those lines....or something that alluded to him knowing you anyway

we've just gotta wait until one of them slips up and earmelon posts using oli's profile

whilst both oli and earmelon have similar posting styles you must remember back at the start of this earmelon actually said he knows Oli (goes to same school) and that's how it all started....whether that is true or not we don't know but one things for sure his grasp of the English language is pisspoor

to be honest bambo he required no provoking to begin this utter shit-ton of steaming vomitous posting

oh jesus this has gone on quite a bit

thread of the year for all the wrong reasons

Quote from DevilDare :

Credits to allmighty earmelon for those posts

that guy was amazing in his own idiotic way

Quote from Jakg :

Sorry, I don't put inane drivel in my signature.

suit yourself then

Quote from earmelon :

m8,
firstly the sphincter is th muscle that contracts so u dont shit urself. u clearly have no such muscle in your body.
secondly the urethra is up the penis hole.
therefore u r ignorant. fib off. u know nothing captain donkey. y the **** r u proud u stupid bruised testicle. you lack girth and guile and any kind of class. u r a silly little man whom no one really gives a flying **** about who thinks he is sexually arousing to everyone on the surface of the earth. m8, ur arousing to ****ing cats. not to humans. sorry for u being such a defocation upon this earth
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Jakg, if you don't sigquote that, I will...we need some sort of memorial to this guy's epicness after he gets banned

Quote from earmelon :

oi Jakg,
ur a raw scrape. tellin me what i do in biology. i bang out biology. and u r just a hideous ****. i dnt even need to see u to know that ur genitalia is miniature and that u r hated by ur whole family for being fat and slow and stupid. u girthless little gimp. u cling on to pubic hair for dear life. u dirty little inseminated male. dont mess with zalp a.k.a okonkwo. u lack genital organs and ur testes are actually the size of small mosquito bites ok. so shut your mouth and get a life. u sad dr reynolds. effeminate man clucking like an old hen

oh man I'm in tears

Quote from earmelon :

shut up mookie427.
u r worst thatn the rest of them. i am the king of africa. dnt mess with me i can go on and on. show respect. u gormless little wankstain. u ejaculation of barbara reynolds. u dr noori poo mark. u mr tong hankerchief. i will insert yself in your boundaries. u gormless ****. ill rip ur anus up with my gigantic black cock. ur anus will be no longer...

ahahahahahaahahaahahaahahaahah

if I could see through my tears of laughter I'd take pity on you

so much stuff worthy of sigquoting I don't know where to start

it's lucky I wasn't eating anything because this thread has now almost had me in tears

Quote from earmelon :

hello. u r all gormless,
u know nothing. u r ah ohm and i will break ur nose if u shut up nay. i also guarantee that my clan will be on you if u show nay respect to our male "Oli17"

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Quote from oli17 :

i wasn't calling you a dickhead.

You were calling me a dickhead. Well done. Maybe next time, if you insist on using the internet to help you, instead of resorting to an online racing forum for the answers maybe you should try a specialist forum where the majority actually know what you are asking about.

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i would go to a garden centre but there isn't enough time.

bullshit, it's half-term right now. The reality is you're too lard-arsed to actually get out and do it, you think the internet can provide all your answers

Squarepusher - Male Pill, Pt.13

Quote from oli17 :

do you know, i hadn't thought of that, it's so simple! now when i type in "garden hand tools", it comes up with everything exactly specific to my exam, rather than just sites selling hand tools! wow, you're so helpful!

jesus christ man how clueless are you? Try being a little bit more specific in your searches instead of searching for somethign that will OBVIOUSLY bring up all sorts of crap results

Quote from oli17 :

i need to know about single and interchangable tools, materials used, construction, ergonomics, use, function and features.

those just tell you how much they cost, i need more detail

google is your friend.....

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Just buy a Mac.

:bananadea

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