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MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from Crashgate3 :Woo! It exists!



It looks a little bit like an alien with a beak....

No no, that's "Bird Hair"

See!
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from Takumi_lfs :Too long hair. Would cut her hair after she took it out the soup and after that take her out

No Wai!! That's something to hold on to...
MR_B
S2 licensed
Yay for a happy story! That's what you call a birthday!
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from Storm_Cloud :Maybe the picture was mirrored for aesthetic reasons. I do usually hold my pipe in my right hand (oooooh Missus)

Well, make your mind up!
MR_B
S2 licensed
I have a mechanism in life for dealing with disappointment. And that is this saying, "If you don't achieve something, you just didn't want it badly enough."

You'll do it next time, don't worry S14, just have a lesson before you retake it to make sure your skills are still sharp and away you go! Remember not to fall into the trap of thinking you're going to follow the same test route.

Well done on the 1 minor though. *impressed Kringle*
MR_B
S2 licensed
Welcome to the internet!
MR_B
S2 licensed
Does it have to fade out nicely around the edges, asthough the picture is trying to compensate for the horrors that it contains?
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from Crashgate3 :That's from smudging the ink with your hand as you write...

And because you can't see what you've just written So you never know if the next letter you write is in the correct place!

@Storm Cloud - You should have heard the laugh I had just now! There was the devil's name written all over it! Are you a righty(conventional bore), a lefty(awesome) or both? (a cheat) As your avatar has a pipe in your left hand but a match in your right
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from Bob Smith :Has it even been confirmed that the Scirocco will be part of the S2 content?

Surely it has to be? They've not even finished S2 yet, and the screenshot was in S2? Unless they've not updated visual quality of S... the next one. (As soon as that comination of letter and number are used, instant flames commence)
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from wark :This guy makes it look easy.

Do you think they would fail him for putting his foot down?

That's a very good way to wear down the sole of your left boot!

Great if you have, maybe one leg longer than the other and just want to shave off a centimetre or two.
MR_B
S2 licensed


"would you care to dance m'lady?"

Not a very manly handshake for such a manly sport!

(I guessed this was a slate bernie thread)
MR_B
S2 licensed
I ride a cg125 currently Strangely getting attached to her. She's slow, doesn't like hills, nor wind, nor corners, nor any high speed riding, nor any form of luggage/passengers. But she's got a character about her, and a true workhorse. She'll lug me through anything. Managed to get me from Southend to brands hatch and back too! I'll miss her when she's gone on to some other person who'll probably break her...

Fab's her name... (FAB is the plate )
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from jwardy :im a cackhander i mean left hander

Lefty here too! And it's not cackhanded it's hand discrimination!

pc mice for right handed people..... limited choice of joysticks and scissors.


Left being left handed and right legged is great for motorbiking! Smooth clutch control and a good kick for the kick start!
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from (SaM) :It looks fine over here! Apparently I am just too 1337 for you all. :crown:

No wait, I am actually more than 1337, I'm 1338!

you're late?
MR_B
S2 licensed
rofl! Win!
MR_B
S2 licensed
that's a 1337 idea!
MR_B
S2 licensed
Top scores congratulations! First part of the plan complete. Good luck for Thursday!
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from wheel4hummer :Turbine engines and ejection seats. I often wonder why they don't put ejection seats in cars in general. It would be much safer. You would just eject before getting in an inevitable collision. Then you'd glide down to safety. Unless you get hit by a car after you parachute back to the ground.

Or electricuted on some pylons. Or onto a railway line. Or the inevitable dangers near an airport *imagination kicks in.......... lolz*

Or near the sea when you cannot swim.

Or at a safari park

Or when the car is already upsidedown

Or when the car is in a tunnel
MR_B
S2 licensed
Quote from LFSn00b :lets hope the physics will be as good as the graphics

You'd be wasting your hopes.

Hope for something else, it'll be more likely. Like having your wrists grow cups so you'll never be without a juicy drink!
MR_B
S2 licensed
You all fail

MR_B
S2 licensed
meh, it was his own choice.

He made the desicion to do it so instead of people saying "this is dreadful and should have been prevented." Maybe we should say goodbye and goodluck to him. Wherever he now is.


Too many people on the earth anyway.

(and by "people saying" I mean cnet, not lfsforums. yet. )
Unexpected end of archive - help?
MR_B
S2 licensed
Hey guys! I really could do with some help. I have a 4GB zip file which will not open or extract at all. In 7zip winzip or winrar. I get the following message:

"unexpected end of archive"

What on earth can be done to save my rare data? I didn't download it, it was compiled on my old computer many moons ago.

If anyone can help get my things back I will reward them by closing my eyes and attempting to draw on paint anything you desire! :P
MR_B
S2 licensed
ROFL!
MR_B
S2 licensed
I'll join Lateralus in saying that it's very much track dependant. Remember other factors like wheelbase, and ability to heat tyres all affect stability and hence laptimes.

(Is that a factor in LFS by the way? Or would both cars heat the tyres exactly the same? I like to think they are...)
MR_B
S2 licensed
Oh deffinitely, decent tuition is the key! But by having something to actually practice on is very helpful. You can then learn in-between lessons and it's all hours in the saddle so to speak isn't it.

Also, DAS isn't an option for young chaps like myself.

Back to bike choices now, and I'm 95% positive that i'll be riding an F650.
I saw one today in a shop, white, 46,000 miles (ouch i know!), sat on it, and that was the desicion maker.
It fitted me perfectly, knees still slightly bent when my feet are on the floor which is very important for my confidence building. And it just felt wonderful.
Nice wide bars, upright seating position, low comfy seat with a high tank which added to the feeling of "in the bike not on the bike".

Much easier to move than expected too!

Won't be buying that particular bike though as the shop looked a bit...dodgy, and of course, the mileage is hefty.
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