My first try...lol
Rascar13: Hello?
En: Hello sir! How are you this fine evening? Or par chance it's not evening in your current time zone, then I hope you are having a good time of day regardless.
En: What have you done with your day? Something fun and exciting no doubt.
Rascar13: It actaully is evening right now in my time zone
En: Perhaps you live in England?
Rascar13: Nope but very close to
En: France?
En: Wales?
En: Ireland?
En: Scotland?
Rascar13: wrong
En: Belgium?
Rascar13: not
En: Then do tell!
Rascar13: If you go East from England you'll go right into my country... well if you are going over the sea
En: I need a map. Netherlands?
--Lost Connection--