Quote from LFSn00b :

people seem to forget that i still play this game occassionally

They don't forget.. they just don't care.

Kev, can you hear me now? Good.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

You're all twats, even the twats I like, so I would've wanted to **** you myself **** all of your but in a way that is pleasing and righteous because that's what I would've wanted, had I been there to **** you myself.

Thank you and good night.

- Kev

**** you too, asshat!


Who the hell is this guy anyway?

'Pocket monster'

LOL!

Picky girls are the worse....I'd trade girls with you if it wouldn't land me in prison.

If it were me I'd buy her something I knew she wouldn't like.. just for shits and giggles.

I remember 'C is for Cookie' By the Cookie Monster. And yes, it is good enough for me.

Geez, how old do you people consider a 'child'?

There is no way I would still be playing LFS without the ability to chat with people on the server.

I've never done this because I think it is really lame, but in this case it seems to fit.....

-1

Quote from AlienT. :

Now when you unzip and get the rather odd looking sausage out in front of her....she'll either laugh or ditch you. Mine laughed so I married her

OK, mine just ate the sausage... what do I do now?

Quote from Scrabby :

I only smoke pot on "special occasions"

Yea, me too. Only on days that end in 'Y'.

Quote from SamH :

others who are posting in this thread, who post similar spam and trolling elsewhere on this forum - that your behaviour is acceptable. Heads up for you, and all other blatant trolls: It isn't.
.

Sorry, Sam. No more trolling from me.

Riiiiiight.

Then why the hell are you even posting in a NASCAR thread?

The real question is, WTF is wrong with you?

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

TVE can't post in this thread. He likes young boys from the age of 16 up to 21.

:spam:

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Yes. You touched me in that special way.

:spam: :P


Looks only mean one thing.. the better they look they more they cost... fact.

If I ever have a chance to do it over again, looks will be the furthest thing from my mind. Im going to be looking for someone around 350lbs, that way you know she can cook. That bitch aint eating no Chef Boyardee, and damn sure aint gonna miss any meals. Also, I want to find a deaf/mute girl. I'll never have to listen to her bitching. Last but not least, I want her to have horrible hygiene habits. You'd be amazed at how fast salesman will run from a smelly bitch.

So, to sum it up. I want to find a 350lb deaf girl who smells like a six-pack of ass.

Im going to take a leap of faith here and say that the first version of LFS was called....LFS!

Quote from mutt107 :

i don't go on the noobs server cause no one is there ever there.

Its not a very time zone friendly server for us on this side of the pond. If you keep an eye on the Noobs DD thread, TVE usually announces when a game is on. OR you could just join the empty server, it doesnt take very long for others to follow.

Quote from avellis :

Hm, how come you still hang out in the [noobs] forum then?!

It's like crack, once you start its hard to stop.

Even though I was kicked off the team, I still like to read all that crazy shit you people type.

My most recent purchase... about 20 minutes ago.. (not this exact one, but it was pretty close)

The noobs server is where all the drugs are at. This is why the tool is always there. He is a smack-head.

The only problem with that server is what Ziggy said below. I have to block the chat so my sensitive ears wont be destroyed.

Quote from Töki (HUN) :

HAHA! I lol'd.

Quote from G!NhO :

lol

not true i do post normal stuff in other sections!!!!! : (



Thx

Take it as a compliment.... really.

Hey, I do what I can.

I was just being honest...:o

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

You posted.

:bewarespa

:haha:

Awwww snap, time to get the kicking stick out!

I dont blame him for using it, I think that skin is super sexy! it just needs a little pink. However, very un-cool to use it without proper permissions.

Leave it to dadge, aka the english poilce!

Yes, I see that bat and I raise you a chainsaw.

(See S14, this whole post was spam )

I take offense to that, most of my posts are NOT in proper English. I take great pride in this, dont piss on my cornflakes. :P

Like I said, I didnt mean anything negative towards you. I guess we each consider different things spam.

In no way would I compare you to Ginho, even I know better that that.