Lerts? Is that you?

Quote from G!NhO :

I know one, do not wank on top of your keyboard

My little one tends to spill his kool-aid anytime he drinks at the computer desk.


Jeeez, you guys have dirty minds..

Quote from Osco :

there's a very easy solution for that you know

Please, do tell.


I would never spend that much money on a keyboard. When/if you have children, neither will you. :P

I just bought a new keyboard. It is a logitech and cost me $10 from walmart. I have to replace it about every 6 months or so because the keys keep getting sticky..

Quote from Gills4life :

I cannot take the train I'm afraid. For personal reasons. I cannot give you details why on here, but it involves the police and my protection. That's all I am going to say about it. So, once again, if anyone can find it in their heart to give me a lift to this wonderful event, I will be extremely grateful.

Sounds like the witness protection program to me.

Quote from runeman :

And I quote.

"Quote from the mouth of Sen. Obama himself from Sundays Meet the
Press:

:doh:

Do you believe anything you recieve by email? If so, can I get your email address?

Try a little fact checking before you post things that have been proven to be bullshit. The man wasnt even a guest of the show that day. I swear, some people will believe anything.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/stance.asp

Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :

No. Obama isn't just going to be the first black president, but I bet he will be the first black president impeached. This guys isn't going to help us, but rather make more wars, and make more rumors of wars. So, if I had the opportunity, I think this would be a great time to move to Europe or Japan.

:slap:

Are you serious? Make more wars? Why do you think that? Remember, Obama has no ties to big oil.

He couldnt be any worse than G.W. We are gettting rid of the trigger happy, oil driven President (not only oil driven president, but the whole administration). In 8 () years I hope you will be willing to admit you were wrong.

McCain/Palin wouldve been better???... now I know your smoking crack.

As for the original question, no I wouldnt go. I will have a much better view sitting at home.

EDIT: You may be right about the war thing, I know having a black man for our President has pissed off a bunch of rednecks. So maybe a civil war, but I dont think you have to worry about us invading other countrys for their oil.

Last edited by th84, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:34.

Quote from franky500 :

@TVE... wanna come round my place

:chairfall

Quote from The Very End :

A topic doesn't nessesarly need to stay 100% topic to continueing living a good life, the problem is when it turns out shit, and by shit I mean 4 chan shit, in before the lock shit, who's jailbait is nicest shit and such, or for that matter, personal drama witch is my favorite. Wonder how many topic's that have been deleted because of personal fights, and I would give a moderator a handjob for having a sneek peak into the deleted topic part of the forum.

WOW! LOL!

Thanks for the sig...tool!

Quote from chavm481 :

i hate everything american from 1980 to present

Yea, me too. Other than the Golden Girls. That show was the shiznit.


Oh, you were talking about cars. Sorry.

Ricers. Crackers are quite good with soup.

Which is worse?
Herpes or crabs?

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

That's most likely because he was a (rather high ranking?) cop and they decided to adjust the law of their own accord. (Typical American policy right there)

I think it is time for you to give your ass a rest. Every comment you've made in this thread you have been talking out of it and I feel as though it deserves a rest.

I dont think that this is the proper place for that link...

If you became an admin, I would stick my man tool into a blender.

More like toolish fail. :P

Three women. one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. They decide that night all three of them will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet up for lunch to discuss their evenings.

The engaged woman says, "The other night, when my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask he said, 'You are the woman for the rest of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."

The mistress continutes, "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."

The married woman then says, "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"

Quote from Danny LFS :

@TVE: LOL YOU SUCK

If only you knew.....

I want to win the lottery..

Even if you have an empty gas tank? :P

Quote from Osco :

That is beautiful!

/wipes mouth off

I hope you people understand now...Lerts isnt all that bad.

8 miles to the gallon isnt very efficent, Mr. President.

"And so the Lord sayeth, thou shall not give advice as to how to improve aptitude's vidoes. All that do so shall be cast down with profane language. So shall pass my 11th commandment."