Not to mention the fact that you dont have to pay to play online.
Save yourself the trouble and buy a PS3. :P
I had a weird blue screen thingy happen to me a couple of weeks back. I just did a system restore and it was ok.
I dont know which is worse.... the idea of it or the fact that your dad believed it enough to share it with you.....
I just found the magazine that your dad must have found that in, it also says that an alien has just crawled out of Oprah's ass
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I just found the magazine that your dad must have found that in, it also says that an alien has just crawled out of Oprah's ass
.A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she
dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw,
are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she
dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw,
are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
Charlie walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
said, 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'
His wife, who was lying in bed, replied, 'I think you'll find that's a sheep you idiot.'
The man said, 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you!'
said, 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'
His wife, who was lying in bed, replied, 'I think you'll find that's a sheep you idiot.'
The man said, 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you!'
Around here we make them up as we go. Seeing as how my mother is also my aunt and my fathers second cousin.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken' s Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made
with Ken's balls.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken' s Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made
with Ken's balls.
I just ate a BMT from Subway. I can feel the pounds falling off right now, thanks Jared!
I used to do things like that... then my pm box exploded.
A young boy attends his sisters wedding with his parents.
About 15 minutes into it the boy asks his mother.. "mom, why do the brides always wear white?"
The mother answers "white is a sign of purity, which is why new brides wear white."
Even more confused than before the boy decides to ask his father.. "dad, why do the brides always wear white?"
The father thinks for a moment and replys.." son, all household appliances come in white."
About 15 minutes into it the boy asks his mother.. "mom, why do the brides always wear white?"
The mother answers "white is a sign of purity, which is why new brides wear white."
Even more confused than before the boy decides to ask his father.. "dad, why do the brides always wear white?"
The father thinks for a moment and replys.." son, all household appliances come in white."
You dont really believe that, do you?
I agree that Bush is a tool, but that statement is nonsense.
Anyone who thinks any of those are even slightly funny should see a doctor right away. Those guys should be punished for their stupidity.
I was having a pretty good day until I seen this shit. What a way to spend tax payers money.
(as if this "war" wasnt enough of a waste of money)
I was having a pretty good day until I seen this shit. What a way to spend tax payers money.
(as if this "war" wasnt enough of a waste of money)
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Yea, this is pretty sick.
It's not very often that I agree with the "american bashing" that goes on here..... this is one of those times.
It's not very often that I agree with the "american bashing" that goes on here..... this is one of those times.
Yea, I wish ps3 had some of those additions/updates.
Well, that could be complicated. 89 could stand for a million diffrent things. I have 84 in my name, but I wasnt born in 84.
Go brush your teeth, that couldnt be to complicated, or could it.....
He is hilarious. He was even better at the roast of Flavor Flav.
TH are my initials and 84 was the year that my little brother died. I lost my other brother this past Sep., so maybe I can change my name to th8407.
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