Part Wan-Birth
One day I gave birth to 25 children but I lived in the other village.
I had 11 year and I had nonsense all the time.
One day a music group came to play called "Dynamic Eagles".
And I listened and watched them and they took me for the Tambourine multiplayer.
There was a highmachined nonsense machine that wasn't invented yet but we still had one,BTW I am Captain Kirk. I chose a extraordinaire woman for my wife and considered myself the woman of my life.Every year I ate chidren and made Pokemons in exchange for a piece of fart gas.My wife is Milky AKA BigFooted Beard woman.I celebrated my 12th birthday,and the dad of some British guy named Cliffe came in and ate all of my children,and I ate his.
That was my first A-Bomb I ate. It was way too salty.
Soon I was colorful although I was white,and being black I started to expand my Small Willy Party by camping in the middle of the room floor,and then I became a French Maid.
Part Zwo-Safe 6.
I went to the mountains and I was there for fourhundredthirtynine hours 61 minutes and 6teen seconds.I think that is a good time for a VW Golf on the 3 seconds of the SudSchleife.Anyway,there I saw many insects,like Dubya,bears,Condoleeza R,pines,fish,and animals,like Bruce Willis,mosquitos,bees,spiders,Kev...it was nice.
It was January becasue there was waves going on.Nelly said it's hot in here,i jumped into the water,but it was soo hot I almost froze to death.
The next morning on 15:16 PM I went to my local mechanic to fix my wounds.
After he removed all of my teeth,I was hey-okay and I could go home.
Part TRi-3 female dogs,wolf and an orange.
You know what happened the other day?
I was going to my friend's house on a skateboard.
My cellphone generated way too much gamma radiation,it increased the speed of my skateboard above the speed of sound.
And then I saw the new Concorde being tested,and how I was closing in fast on it and then I found myself in the fuel tank.
So I was swimming in the tank and then JAWS the Shark came and bit my head off(damn nostrils!),and I was like "Where the **** is my head?!"
I had a semi-automatic Rambo knife and used it to bite the Shark's leg off.