Unfortunately DieKolkrabe hacked into the British Army frequency, who are on my side and I have waiting for later.

While he slowed down I nipped past, but oh no! he is closing in rear mirrors fast, I step up one stage on the supercharger and put my foot down, at which point the Rover's spedo needle snaps on the end stop.

Activates the fuel pumps to pressurise the flamethrower and waits for Fang to get really close to light the barbecue lighters on the flamethrower, prays that they light!

Aww man, oil slick didn't work. Ah well, I can always put up a barrier in the middle of the road.

*shifts into reverse by accident, then flips upside down*

NO!!! I need a tow quickly, otherwise I'll loose my lead!

After eating the burned marshmellows of the GRLTD team, Say and his bike finally leave. He decides to use the full power of the micro-thrusters and this allows him to blow past the flames and oil slick. Haruna then decides to watch a small clip of Clannad, but it seems he's forgotten all about auto-pilot...

Pases Furious's overturned Honda and almost crashes with laughter.

I seem to be keeping ahead of Team fang's car, but flamethrower is ready for use. my font end is beggining to lift, making steering difficult!

Can just about see Gills Penny Farthing in the distance asn LineR32 as well.

Turns off WMD for a while because its running the battery down.

I simply hit the JATO boosters and other two throttles, ramming 5haz up the back. My speed? 890 knots and closing. Range? 2m.

Then I do the following in quick succession
1. Take a .50 AE Desert Eagle out
2. Open the wndows and turn MC Hammer up, having got bored of Rick
3. I then proceed to climb out of the car, ghost rdin' da whip y0!
4. The car doesn't like this and throws me off
5. I land on top of the minigun and get back in
6. I activate the ECM pod
7. I queue up three Sidewinders for the fat guy and the other two targets

After seeing DieKolkrabe miss my mines, I jump back into the car and hit the gas knowing he and every one else is taking the longer route. I also get Asurada to order some stuff from ACME to use later on.

Suddenly, shrouded in the smoke of the burned tires, a weird looking flourescent blue Yugo flashes past by all the opponents.

But only seconds later, it explodes.

Guess its DNF for Team Yugo this time.

Drat, I took my eyes off the mirrors for one second and team Fang rammed me, I could slam on the brakes but we decided to do without them!

AIRIO tells me that my speed through the speed trap was 320mph, and puts me as 3rd on the speed trap rank for that server.

Activates the flame thrower in an attempt to roast Fang.

Thanks to some supersonic travel, the bike manages to catch up to the lead pack. The ECM pod somehow manages to jam Haruna's signal to recieve the Clannad clip he was watching, and he gets ticked off at this. Slowing the bike to DieKolkrabe's pace, Haruna charges up the mini-railgun and...








...misses.

I get a shot of the crashed Honda in my HUD and smirk knowingly, I then watch the blur and explosion, now laughng hysterically.

I simply swerve around the flame thrower and try sideswipe 5haz again, then blast him with the 3x50 cal guns

I yell "собственный" as I drive past, still laughing crazily, and wondering just WHAT will happen next

*собственный - Own/owned in Russian

The targeting computer locks onto the bike and fires everything it has at the bike. DK joins in with the .50 Desert Eagle and also music.

Fat bastard starts to get tired and is beginning to smell of mouldy cheese and whiskey. The sweat is beginning to make me slip so I fold out the old Penny Farthing and carry on. Fortunately Fat Bastard had an Onion Bhargi the night before so I have methane rocket propolsion on the back!
A click is heard by Fat Bastard that sounds suspiciously like a land mi... oh shi*boom*

I put the car onto autopilot, get out and start riverdancing on the roof in an effort to distract everyone

Sees Gills bicycle go up in flames ahead and remembers to keep a watchful eye out for landmines.

Turns off the flamethrower for a bit as Fang appears to be occupied wth fighting a bike at the moment, allowing me to get away!

I try to match 5haz's pace and....succeed, breaking off the fight with the bike, turnng the ECM pod to try to hack the Merlin's systems

The shots manage to hit the bike, but not before the energy shield could intervene with the potential destruction. The shields manage to drain down to 70%.

"OK this railgun is ineffective, let's try the rear booster..."

Haruna's bike leaves a trail of flames and bouncing bright blue mines as he boosts his way past DK and 5haz, but it seems that Haruna didn't lose them yet...

I get an email with an over head picture of a fireball at the point where I lay some mines and i do an OTT evil laugh.

I then think 'screw it' and man the minigun, spraying lead all around

My HUD warns me of more mines, I simply go over them with the aid of the JATO boosters, I see explosions behind me

(Q to science people, Is it possible to go over a landmine and get off it before it blows up? Just curious)

But the merlin has no electronic systems, mwhaha.

Several bullets bounce off the roof, leaving only dents.

Turns on 5 track player and starts up 'The Race' by Yello at full volume to hear over the Merlin, but alas! Fang is hacking my 5 track player, curse you!

We now all have leading LineR32 in sight!

I hack into the 5-track and put MC Hamer on constant repeat

My codriver, Fred enters the race in a Trabant armed wth Rick Astley

The minigun rounds land a few hits on the bike's shields, but not before Haruna decides to activate the rear turret to land a few hits on DK's own car. He then calls up GRLTD Support and orders 1 ORBITAL SATILLITE LASER SHOT.

Haruna: "Hi GRLTD"
Support: "GRLTD here can I take your order?"
Haruna: "One OSL SHOT please"
Support: "OK that will be $7.65, pay up via PayPal"
*pays via PayPal*

I give DieKolkrabe the thumbs up as I zoom by him.

I press the big RED button.

Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up starts playing at fullblast.

A screen comes out of the top of my trabant and the music video of Never gonna give you up is shown on the screen.

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The minigun rounds land a few hits on the bike's shields, but not before Haruna decides to activate the rear turret to land a few hits on DK's own car. He then calls up GRLTD Support and orders 1 ORBITAL SATILLITE LASER SHOT.

The shields take the hits and auto-target the bike again, I slow the Gryphon and ram the bike hard

I activate the Harpoon and fire a missile, then hack into the uplink and try to jam it

Unfortunately for Die, I like MC hammer, what I do not like however, is that bleedin Trabant that just passed me blasting out rick Astley!

I put my foot down and begin to close, all the while keeping the leaders in sight, keeping an eye out for Haruna and Die, who are fighting close behind.

I pull the trigger for the bowning 303s, and tracers rip through the air towards the speeding Trabant. I also activate the W.O.M.Distraction Floodlights, and flip them on and off repeatedly.

AIRIO tells me that I had a good sector 2!

I see the mussel flash from DieKolkrabe's minigun in the monitor for the rear view camera and start to swerve across the road, missing the hail of bullets.

I then push a button for the rear storage compartment which leaves some rotten eggs and nails on the road behind and I decide to switch to Aero mode and turn on the boosters, which launches me to 600km/h in 1 second flat.

Haruna turns off the bike ignition to close off the uplink, he falls behind and the shots manage to miss him. As DK pulls off into the distance, Haruna reignites the bike ignition and blasts "Motteke! Sailor Fuku" from the Lucky Star anime opening from his insanely loud speakers, in hopes of annoying the crap out of Fredthebest.