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The rear turret soon runs out of ammunition, and the rear burners became ice cold. Haruna's heart raced insanely. The missiles edged closer, closer and closer, and then they hit him. The bike exploded, causing Haruna to fly out and get himself slammed all over the tarmac. His body was turned into a horrific mess of blood and gore. The girl with the winged backpack rushed to his location and sobbed once she saw what happened.

Meanwhile, GRLTD assumed him to still be well and alive and so they sent to his location a Nissan GT-R and a spare GR1500XG bike which was completed during the race.
Oh great. If that green blur wasn't bad enough, my Civic it literally drinking fuel. Hmm, I'm getting rid of all luxuries. No I.C.E. and no seats (apart from driver's seat) That should do it.

hmm, I just realised everyone is taking the shortest route on tight roads. I might aswell take the longer route on the Motorway. That way, I could possibly go faster, but may take me longer.... still hoping no-one stalks me.
I get an image of Haru blown to pieces and sigh, I grab a cellphone and call a friend who sneaks out there and casts Cure Critical Wounds, trying to revve him...

I then push it further, 800, 900, 1000MPH....

I then take to the air as I hit a jraffic jam, but not before causing a 30 car pileup, I land clear of it, then light everything up, the speedo registers 2500MPH
Drat, DK is pulling away, and a traffic jam! The electric motorway sign thingy said things were clear just back there! perhaps the EMP got to it.

If I stay in traffic my engine will boil over fast! luckily there is an exit just here and I dive down it, looks like its the back roads for a while, where the Rover may have some trouble.
I sigh and stretch, setting the car onto autopilot, and climbing into the back for a quick 40 winks, I tell the car to go flat out and attack anything that comes near it.
Arggh! I misjudged a bend, the SD1 smashes through a hedge into a field of cows, it took me a while to get back on the road and remove several bovines from the bonnet, all the while being chased by an angry farmer with his shotgun.
KITT goes into ski mode just in time to dodge it and then re directs it towards the RV. KITT used satilite imagery to find a shortcut and we pull out 12 miles ahead of everyone in first.
Haruna, back up and alive after his traumatizing ordeal, limps onto the completed GR1500XG bike. He thanks the stranger who revived him, but has no idea on how he could thank the stranger. Itching to test out the bike's new capabilities, he pushed it to 999+ mph and his speedometer (and engine) went insane. He tore through forests and towns and school girls, and he was now back on track.

During his catch up time, he notices that the Ouroburos missles are now after Furiously-Fast's Civic. Haruna tries to shoot the missiles down before FF can notice the missiles.
I take off and above the clouds, only to get into a dogfight with the RAF who think I'm an Iranian aircraft. I knew painting the car green was a bad sign...

After disposing of them (Sorry to the people who got flaming Tornado fragmets in their house/garden!!) I land and hit the gas again, I get a picture of the SD1 with the farmer and crash from laughing so much
Bam KITT smashes into DK's car while in 4x4 mode and causes DK to loose a wheel.
I pull over and re-attach the wheel, then get going again, setting the grass on fire to cause a smokescreen. After that I take to the skies to avoid the roadblock, then land in a service station, go in, buy chocolate, come out, get up to top speed....and blow past KITT
your smoke screen is no match for KITT. We fly past DK and then turbo boost over the road block which is up ahead and watch as the SD1 goes head first into a riot van
Haruna sees the damaged car of DK, and he orders another OSL SHOT. GRLTD decide to turn up the power to "ZA WAROULDO MAX POWAAR YAAA" level and they personally aim it at KITT, shoot the ORBITAL SATILLITE LASER SHOT, which results in almost crippling damage to KITT.
Haruna fails and shoots him self instead as KITT jammed the signal a second before it hit him. I get kitt's 3d object generator online and make some grenades and then throw them out. KITT takes over driving.
I watch KITT with interest, and fire a test EMP pulse at it

My Harpoon strikes the tractor, blowing it up in a spectacular fireball. Niko barely escapes but Billy Mays buys it, dying cleaing the window as the tractor explodes.
I remind DK that EMP's no longer effect kitt
I would be going so much better if these bloody cars and a meat wagon didn't keep bouncing off me.

The 'ol SD1 isn't doing too badly considering its 30 years old, when the shell split in half in testing we took the liberty of welding absolutely everything an inch thick, and putting in some hefty steel plate, the extra weight apperas to be no problem for the Merlin.

My problems have knocked me back to 4th, but i've just hit the motorway again, time to put my foot down. KITT, Haruna and DK are far ahead of me but its no gap I can't close if I'm careful.
I sigh and EMP the sign to read

"ZOMBIES!"

and

"TAKE COVER! INFECTION AHEAD!

and then

"5mph speed limit. Apaches will kill anyone who breaks the limit"

At this point, the two Apaches that had been shadowing me break off and hover over the area

I then bust through the area at 850MPH

(Who is leading?)
Goes throught the area at 377mph and fires missiles at the apaches which makes them explode landing on top of the stinger
The signal to the OSL ends up getting miscalibrated, resulting in the shot being fired at 5haz and leaving one gigantic dent in his roof.

Haruna, still behind the KITT, decides to let the shield-booster, afterburner, and rear turret fire. He flys right up KITT, goes flying and hits a pigeon, and finally ends up in the lead with a 40 km lead... and no shields.
I look at my readouts and sighing, climb into a turret, but not before leaving a oil slick across the entire motorway
KITT fires chaffs in Haruna's face making him fall of his bike.

KITT sprays black ice across the entire motorway and DK crashes his stinger into the SD1 which then almost clips KITT but hits the bike instead.
As Haruna fell, he got right back onto the bike and let the afterburners rip. He had also consumed several hundred kilograms worth of beans before the crash, and so he farted so hard the gas generated by it was actually visible.
I swear and scrabble for control, before firing at KITT in anger, I then proceed to get back up to speed and blow past KITT
KITT detects that DK has got past so fires his mini guns which take out DK's engine and also break his nodding churchil figure

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