I steal the last wheel leaving the Smart ForFun on bricks

I put bicycle training wheels on the bricks and paint the Smart pink

Then I roast it and fall in behind the Isetta, spraying it with MG fire and sniper rounds and ramming it

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Then I roast it and fall in behind the Isetta, spraying it with MG fire and sniper rounds and ramming it

I just reverse over you with my monster truck wheels, crushing you.
I then spraypaint the now bricked Smart with red paint, writing "SMARTS ARE FOR RETARDS" on the left hand side

I then get 3 sex dolls of assorted sizes and genders, strap them together and place them on the Smart

makes a U turn and destroys the sexdols by shooting HOT pizza at them.

Oh noes I hope i didn't damage the smart to(sarcasem evil grin)

I drive with my head out side the window, and eat those pizzas.:yummy:

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I just reverse over you with my monster truck wheels, crushing you.
I then spraypaint the now bricked Smart with red paint, writing "SMARTS ARE FOR RETARDS" on the left hand side

I squeak and hit the JATO boosters, leaving you trapped on my roof at Mach 1...have fun!

I then go into a tunnel, pushing the Isetta off, after stopping to repair my guns, I go after FF...

Coming out of the tunnel my jet engine starts spraying metal shards behind me. This ain't good. Back to one engine, unless...-snaps fingers- Fixed!!

Shoots rockets at Furiously fast
While chasing him

Seeing as guns are aiming for me yet again, I activate my anything proof shields again. and I throw left overs on Chris's and DK's windscreens.

I fire Tomahawks at Chris

While chasing him and FF

I also fire antimatter particles. Look out world!

The Isetta lands tyres down but still does 14 frontflips earning me 50,000 style points in the process
I then decide to drive over the Smart for no reason other than to crush it

I watch and mouth "****ing LUCKY git!" as the Isetta gets the style points, then I launch a bunch of missiles at the suspension, following up with antimatter rounds...

I splat through the leftovers, and load them into the gas tank, ready to spray

I repair KITT and then fire my mini guns to finish off the smart. I then smash into the Isetta in 4x4 mode causing it to flip into a lake.

I put a detour for KITT to go to. It's a really tight harpin. Good luck turning with that american muscle car.

The combination of antimatter and flying into a lake causes the monster truck system to detach and fly into Luke as he turns the hairpin, causing him to fall off the side of a cliff. Meanwhile, my egg shape causes a wave upon landing into the lake which distracts DK for too long and causes him to take Luke's detour as well.
Happy landings.

luckily there is a motorway below the cliff so KITT lands on it and goes to attack mode

I extend the wings and land gracefully right behind Luke, spraying him with weapons fire

KITT activates black ice making DK smash the 959 body on his stinger

I promptly snap my fingers and repair the body, smirking

During this time KITT has pulled into the lead by 20 miles

I spool up the engines and start closing....

Bam DK has full engine faliure.

I simply laugh and hit the starters...

WTF engine dead?!

I pull over and fix the engine, then fire them up before asking for a nuke on KITT

KITT hacks the nuke and aims it up DK's arse

I hack the nuke back and aim it at the Isetta