Napoleon died in the end of his life
O RLY?
I didn't know that.
Irn Bru is the only drink known to man-kind that can combact a force 10 hangover....
.....Vodka and Irn Bru is normally what brings on the force 10 hangover though
.....Vodka and Irn Bru is normally what brings on the force 10 hangover though
(most) Drifters are stupid.
Not a random fact, we all know that already.
my arsehole is not a virgin anymore
18 years old and you'd never used your **** before? Do you not eat?
Or you'd never used it fot that before? Because this is either attention seeking or the lamest place to out yourself - ever.
Really!? :eek: when were they invented? Can i buy one? can i eat it? better yet can i stick it in places?
You can now return them for 30p and it only costs a quid
had a visit to the doc because of some stomache pain. worst idea ever..
Did he let you lick the bowl? (stick covered in shit in this case)?
next time i ask if i can take it home with me and then you´ll recieve it per package, ok?
theirs a scale for hangovers?
oh yea... just like u get force xx wind or gales
Oh hell yes.
Force 1 – 3 = the kind of hangover which only knocks gently on the brain, introducing itself nicely in delicate tones. It has the good grace to hang around for a while, but by 10 am (assuming you got up at 8 am) it will very quietly leave, leaving no unwelcome presents. In fact it was so pleasant that you go out again just so he comes around a second morning
Force 3 – 5 = Ok, this is a bit more brutal. While still not enough to render the following day completely useless, work performance does drop by about 60%. Paracetamols will be needed. This is the kind of guy who constantly sits by you at work/school and never….ever shuts up. Sure you can block it out for a while, but sooner or latter you will snap, most likely at an innocent bystander/loved on who really isn’t at fault. When he does eventually leave at around 2pm (assuming you got up at 8 am) it leaves you questioning about having anything else to drink that night, although undoubtedly you will, in the vain hope that you have learned your lesson.
Force 6-8 = Getting bad now. Best describe this as the house guest that arrives, eats 3 spicy curries and then leaves a huge brown stain in the bowl, because that’s exactly how you fell at a Force 6 – 8 hangover. It lures you into a false sense of security when you wake up you feel fine…..but half way through that bacon roll or bowl of cornflake….BAM. You suddenly feel the need to rush of to the loo and revisit last night’s donnar kebab. After that it relentlessly pounds your cranium until you give in and curl into a fetal position in the corner of a darkened room, leaving the instruction on the door of “DO NOT DISTURB”
Force 9 = You’ve done it now. This is the hangover equivalent of getting a relentless kicking in the crown jewels, by the worlds strongest woman with steel toe capped high heels on……on her time of the month……after being dumped. There’s nothing you can do, you’ll spend half the time on the pan, the other half auditioning for a zombie roll in “Dawn of The Dead”. Words mean nothing and moving hurts, the telly is to loud even on mute, and the subtitles seem to shout at you. Sunlight is your enemy, it bounces of every surface right in the eyes, bringing on the headache of doom.
Force 10 = This has been officially described by doctors as one stage beyond death. You want to just stay in bed and die but you can’t. You have to try and clean the whole place down, as control of bowels was lost during the night. Chances are you have to head outside, in an attempt to obtain stuff to clean crap of walls. This is the hangover that seems to love the practical joke. It’s set you’re mobile phone to ‘Loud’ setting, and because you drank enough to make a Gazza ashamed you have done something very stupid….which means your mates phone, every 5 mins. The headache feels like hell, the stomach is worse than being at see in the perfect storm, nothing you do eases the pain, and time stops. You will never drink again……..
…….until the next weekend that is
Fixed it for ya.
You forgot the worst kind of hangover of all.. The Phil Collins hangover. Named after the British singer/songwriter Phil Collins. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvoAcEMC78M
If your suffering the Phil Colins hangover then there is no hoe for you. Thats off the Gale Force Scale of hangovers.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds and Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
In the United States and many other countries, a person would never wear white clothes to a funeral.
Black is our color of mourning. But in Japan, black clothes would be out of place at a funeral, the Japanese color of mourning is white!
Many Americans and Europeans think that black cats are unlucky. But black cats are considered lucky in Japan. There's a Japanese saying that black cats "keep the devil away."
In the United States and many other countries, a person would never wear white clothes to a funeral.
Black is our color of mourning. But in Japan, black clothes would be out of place at a funeral, the Japanese color of mourning is white!
Many Americans and Europeans think that black cats are unlucky. But black cats are considered lucky in Japan. There's a Japanese saying that black cats "keep the devil away."
well, haven been smashed more then paris hiltons lovely bits, ive never once been feeling like dying, puking badly and passing out sure, but a sore head in the morning is nothing, no money and having to walk 5 miles home...
though im pretty sensible when i drink, 12 cans of bulmers ( magners in england ) then onto JD's.... a night to remember...
hung over 2 days straight
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It's in American English for God's sakes, don't ridicule the Americans for stealing the English people's language
Santa was never purple. They derived him from the german/dutch Sinterklaas (Saint Nicholas) who comes to bring gifts to children on the night of his nameday (dec 5/6). St Nick was a bishop of Myra (turkey), and hence was originally depicted in traditional bishop's robes (which indeed were purple), but that person was never Santa Claus.
i meant sant clause as we know him today
Which is the same one as ever.
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