Mason got owned, and yes he is right.

Sinterklaas or Sint Nicolaas is how we call the guy who Santa Claus derived from.

Bump.. anymore on this?

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When you're next in your car check this out:

Look at your petrol gauge, and check the little pump picture there [if there is one]. Whichever side the pump is of the little tower thing is the side that your petrol cap is on

Quote from J@tko :

When you're next in your car check this out:

Look at your petrol gauge, and check the little pump picture there [if there is one]. Whichever side the pump is of the little tower thing is the side that your petrol cap is on

Mine is in the middle. Should it be on the roof?

On average, in a year, 2.5 million books are shipped with the wrong covers.

In a survey in 2000, traces of cocaine were found on 99% of banknotes.

Quote from J@tko :

I think its the other way round, if the hose is on the right it means the fuel goes in at the left side.

Quote from G!NhO :

I think its the other way round, if the hose is on the right it means the fuel goes in at the left side.

... do I have to go and check for myself now? I couldn't be arsed to leave the house it's cold outside..

Quote from G!NhO :

I think its the other way round, if the hose is on the right it means the fuel goes in at the left side.

Nope, checked it on two cars and the hose is on the side of the tank in both. Might still be a coincidence though.

in jeeps its opposite, as far as i can see.

At christmas the world was taken over by LFSers reversing at high speed then braking to check whether ABS worked in reverse, now we have LFSers going to their cars to check which side the pump is on their dashboard

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

Oh hell yes.



Force 9 = You’ve done it now. This is the hangover equivalent of getting a relentless kicking in the crown jewels, by the worlds strongest woman with steel toe capped high heels on……on her time of the month……after being dumped. There’s nothing you can do, you’ll spend half the time on the pan, the other half auditioning for a zombie roll in “Dawn of The Dead”. Words mean nothing and moving hurts, the telly is to loud even on mute, and the subtitles seem to shout at you. Sunlight is your enemy, it bounces of every surface right in the eyes, bringing on the headache of doom.

Oh dear god, the memories of this one.

Only ever been this bad once.

I went nuts one night for some reason as there was loads of us, i think it was peer pressure lmao.

About 4 cans of stella at home, then i hit newmarket town...

First, white hart pub newmarket.

Pint of kronenbourg, chased with a double Vodke with ice.

Then to my old stomping ground, De niros nightclub.

Bottles of kroney, on offer,buy one get one free, so about 8 or so of those, plus lots of aftershock, i think i was set a challenge to do one shot of every colour, i cant remember if i suceeded or not.

There was also some flaming sambucca's, but with a difference, gas chambers if anyone knows what they are.

Basically, you get an empty pint glass and pour the shot into it, swirl it around and then set it on fire, pour it back into the shotglass, and then turn the pint glass upside down on the bar and trap a straw under the glass, neck the shot, then suck the fumes from inside the pintglass using the straw, it pretty much blows your head off!! I did this at least three times that night.

Then a couple more kroneys, finally washed down with about 4 chocolate flavour vodka mudshakes, and one mint flavoured one at the end (4am), as all the chocolate had run out.

I went to sleep quite happy, but i have never felt so bad as i did the next morning.
I dont know the exact date, but i remember attempting to watch the omnibus of eastenders when alfie moon stopped the wedding of andy hunter and kat slater, while clutching a can of coke and running to be sick all day.

Not good.

Random fact: People over the age of 17 are not impressed with stories of binge drinking.

Quote from amp88 :

Random fact: People over the age of 17 are not impressed with stories of binge drinking.

Mhm +1, sorry.

"When Judy died, she got sick and she was dieng" ... Dont know - these subtitles are from our country's tv channel. Had no other place where to post it I just lol'd when i saw this.

i only takes 1 tree to make 1000 matches... it only takes 1 match to burn 1000 trees.

I am posting this fact while i am in Italy, Lake Garda.

Lady Gaga is a female.

I am posting this fact while i am in Belgium, Houthalen.

I am a boy.

Quote from piggy501 :

• No world in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
  

Purple -> turtle.

Quote from Stigpt :

Purple -> turtle.

eh..............that doesn't rhyme...

Quote from G!NhO :

eh..............that doesn't rhyme...

yeah it does.

only the last part "le", and no it doesnt rhyme...