I'll bet dimes to donuts, that if you stop "poopin" you will be screaming "OH GOD"
I'll bet dimes to donuts, that if you stop "poopin" you will be screaming "OH GOD"
I scream "OH BIG BANG"
i look at it and think another abbo down the drain and smile
This thread is already going downhill! 
I think the girl was lucky.
I think the girl was lucky.
So was it the hand of God that punched the plane out of the sky in the first place, or is it just associated selectively?
Wonder how long he gets banned this time.
So what happened to the rest of the plain and how many people did God kill?
"God" killed 152 people, this girl the the only survivor.... can't imagine how that feels
Bit of a bastard that God isn't he?
Yeah kinda
Genius
when did god crate dinosours? Always confuses me.
^ Actual shot of a dinosour!!!!!!!!!
^ Actual shot of a dinosour!!!!!!!!!
Hand of God... Pf.... Yeah right
If only Adam hadn't eaten the apple, T-rex would still be a vegetarian
*If she did crate them, I want to know where they are stored
In the same warehouse as the invisible pink unicorn of course, silly !
Wow this thread is now officially awesome. lolol
lololUgh, for the first time in 5yrs on this forum i'm actually gonna have to defend the Bible...and not rip it to shreads as normal, thanks for that 
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But, the unicorn as mentioned in that book is a translation of the Hebrew word Re'em (or Rem), which ostensibly means any untamed or untrainable (i.e wild) animal. Although it's widely believed the biblical unicorn is usually describing the Rhino, and occasionally the antelope.
I'm no expert, but i think the mythical white unicorn with the horn and the flowing mane and all, comes from "Ye Olde Days of Yore" with Knights in shining armour rescuing buxsom damsels in distress (which is a bit of another myth actually). And is probably down to overtly romantic poets getting all slushy and girly and all that bullshit that poets tend to do...
Unicorns may well have existed in one form or another, but have since become extinct, i dunno ? But no, the unicorn of the bible isn't a horse with a horn sticking out the top of it's head.
Although, it is true that unicorns only eat wensleydale cheese
.But, the unicorn as mentioned in that book is a translation of the Hebrew word Re'em (or Rem), which ostensibly means any untamed or untrainable (i.e wild) animal. Although it's widely believed the biblical unicorn is usually describing the Rhino, and occasionally the antelope.
I'm no expert, but i think the mythical white unicorn with the horn and the flowing mane and all, comes from "Ye Olde Days of Yore" with Knights in shining armour rescuing buxsom damsels in distress (which is a bit of another myth actually). And is probably down to overtly romantic poets getting all slushy and girly and all that bullshit that poets tend to do...
Unicorns may well have existed in one form or another, but have since become extinct, i dunno ? But no, the unicorn of the bible isn't a horse with a horn sticking out the top of it's head.
Although, it is true that unicorns only eat wensleydale cheese
It's ok you don't have to do it, the only Unicorn being talked about is her Holy Hoofness the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Or Charlie.
your threads suck more then lerts crazy idea's.
No, just basic buoyancy and the laws of physics.
If it was the hand of God, then that same hand killed -- or couldn't be bothered to rescue -- the girl's mother, along with lots of other folks. The crash left hundreds of people mourning. Your deity has a weird concept of benevolence, mister.
Must be nice to select which of the many nice things that happen are the work of your "god" whilst gleefully ignoring almost the entire remainder of the world. And the icing on the cake is that (whenever asked) a true fanatically moderate follower will always end up working their way around to the golden get out of jail free card which is the famous "God works in mysterious ways"!
Priceless.
Priceless.
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