When my bro is drinking ... simple

When my mom asks my brothers and I to help her with something (picking up sticks off the lawn,getting groceries fromt the car, etc.) and then I find myself doing the job by myself. I don't care that my brothers don't help, it just bothers me that my mom wants me to "help" her with whatever needs to be done. The second I start working she has to go call her friends or something stupid like that.

Even if I had no nose I could smell the bullcrap.

Quote from Rappa Z :

When my mom asks my brothers and I to help her with something (picking up sticks off the lawn,getting groceries fromt the car, etc.) and then I find myself doing the job by myself. I don't care that my brothers don't help, it just bothers me that my mom wants me to "help" her with whatever needs to be done. The second I start working she has to go call her friends or something stupid like that.

Even if I had no nose I could smell the bullcrap.

Man that sounds dick, you wanna get shut of that bitch.

Quote from Krane :

People who put toilet paper wrongly on the holder, so that it comes off from the wallside and not from the top :arge:

what makes that wrong? i hardly think it makes a difference.

what grinds my gears:

- people who own nice cars and dont care for them in the slightest

- posh people looking down their noses

- poor people complaining

- the french.

Whenever every single widescreen TV you see in a public place, be it a hotel / bar etc has the wrong aspect ratio, stretching the image across the width of the screen.

The worst example is when they are displaying 16:9 TV footage which is still set up wrong, stretched and has black bars top and bottom. :doh:

I have to agree dave, if i went somewhere and that happened i would seriously consider just snatching the remote and setting it to the correct aspect ratio.

Quote from BlueFlame :

People who steal money from another person. (I don't care if someone robs a bank or company tho as long as it is a big bank or company)

Not if you're Peter Pan.

Things I hate;
Girls who say that like you, but just act like that to hurt you.

Chavs - Please please please die in your nova....... whilst racing a saxo
Emo's - Do the world a favour and actually cut your wrists
People who question my judgement when they have only ever raced on a game
Liars - Just die
The Polish - Learn to speak ENGLISH if you are coming to this country
Religion - Only for mongols
Arrogant Americans (You think you're superior, we know we're superior )
Gorgon 'Mongol Scottish ****' Brown
Mike Brewer - General **** who holds no knowledge about cars other than what he reads in top gear mag.
Dole scroungers
Benifits cheats
Football - Game for nancy boys who like styled hair (Rugby is for men)
Scooters... waste of time and just get in the way (usually ridden by 17 year old burberry wearing ****s)
Slow people on track who refuse to let you past because they're in a porsche (or a beetle cup car).. WANKERS
David Cameron - Smug ****...
Robert Kilroy Silk - Tangerine faced dildo headed ****, who stole his hair from Alistar Darling and skin from Dale Winton

Let's face it.. the only good thing in this world is the **** page in the back of Front Magazine!!

Happy Days

lol not all chavs have novas and not all people who have novas are chavs

but as for the racing one i couldnt agree more, i went down the kart track my uncle runs the other day and he let me out in a twin which you are supposed to be 18 for although it was after a couple stints in a single, he was suprised how i could handle the kart on what was at the time a very green track but when my dad said about sim racing totallly discounted the idea

Oh thats another thing..

Twin Engine karts, where the people who run them claim they do 70+mph..

They don't... they do.. at the very max 40 now **** off.. (that is in now way a dig at you... mainly my local kart track that uses them)

Quote from Ssr_Nick :

--anger--

Do you feel better now? I do, and it was funny as hell!

I never feel better..

We have a boss eyed scottish **** running the country and now Jesse Jackson is on a power trip because a black guy is president..

Jesse Jackson.. pfttt biggest racist **** ever

Deep breath....

Neds, chavs, and all like them.
Lentil munching, tree-hugging environmental hippy bastards.
People that can grow long hair (possibly related to hippies, but maybe not).
Adverts.
Green Adverts.
Sales people.
Marketing People.
Religion, and the sheep that follow it.
Bugged games. Don`t patch them, fix the bastards before I pay cash for them. Wankers.
Flatscreen TV/Monitors where the speakers rattle above 15% of the volume range.
Spam mail.
Telephones, including mobiles.
The Union/Britain/UK.
Gordon Brown.
Oberfuhrer Smith.
The rest of Gordon Brown`s retard cabinet, and party.
Orangemen. Orange marches, the scum that follow them, and everything else bigoted and vile in the same vein.
Big Brother. The state and the utterly pathetic TV crap that masquerades as entertainment for some people.
Warm beer.
Gin. WTF is that all about??. It`s foul.
Pop. Radio crap, not fizzy drinks.
Spiders.
People who eat squirrels. I`ll get you all some day.
The TV license fee. Enforced tax for TV propaganda that I wouldn`t watch if they paid me.
Sales, marketing, adverts, and all who try to sell. Mentioned already, but I do hate those bastards. Hang yourselves if you are one.
People ringing the doorbell when they have no reason being there.
Kiddie-fiddlers.
Thieves.
Egotists.
Flappy handed, Overly loud, screamy gay guys.
Bright sunlight on a computer screen.
Eco-warriors (see hippies above).
Sporks.
Global warming. Bollocks.
Stupidly bright blue LED`s on modern computer cases.
Coffee flavoured chocolates, ice cream or any other coffee flavoured thing that isn`t an actual coffee.
Kids.
Bloody Kids.
Those bastard Kids on trains that just don`t shut up and their fat, ignorant mother can`t even be bothered to tell junior to be quiet.
Those fat, ignorant mothers that can`t be bothered to tell junior to shut up.
People on trains, answering their mobiles, and inevitably saying "I`m on the train"
Bangin` tunes, Boy racers, Ricers, or anything else practised by the aforementioned neds/chavs.
Smackheads.
People round here that say "Um urny" instead of "I am not" ****ing retards.
Anyone, and I mean anyone that say grippers instead of racers.
Dust.
Long lists like this one.
Killjoys.
Boredom.

I could carry on forever, but It`d easily stretch over a hundred pages.
Yes. I am a miserable bugger.

I may have just found myself a new best friend, all the global warning bollocks pisses me off bq well

Quote from Ssr_Nick :

I may have just found myself a new best friend, all the global warning bollocks pisses me off bq well

yep....people bleating on forever and a day about how man is an evil CO2 emitting capitalist bullying bastard with no regard for mother nature and how we're all gonna die from 10 metre sea level rises and an average 5 degrees C temperature increase, when it's all just wrong!

Also hate those greeny do-gooder tree hugger vegetarian Green party 'Ambassadors for the Earth' who think that by getting in the way of what the majority want then things will be better, just last year a single hippy up a tree managed to delay the whole regeneration of Oxford town centre until 'some point' in the future:gnasher:

What grinds my gears…..well

· Insomnia – I just can’t get no sleep
· Orange marches in South of Scotland, really truly Scotland’s shame
· Overreaction to little things
· People talking to plants
· Hippy’s
· Skinheahds
· Pouncy hairstyles supported by kids wearing bright clothes, honestly never thought I would see that hit the north of Scotland.
· Sacha Baron Cohen
· Most movies made by Michael Bay
· (mainly) English people’s inability to pronounce Scottish names correctly (It’s Loch people not lock)
· Scottish open (golf) this weekend, and I’m working
· Any new Family Guy episode
· Sky TV not working……
· Actually all of Michael Bay’s movies (the view as some kind of military porn flick)

Quote from Ssr_Nick :

Arrogant Americans (You think you're superior, we know we're superior )

Thats what i don't like, nobody is superior, if you think you are then you are like Hitler.

Quote :

Sacha Baron Cohen

ahh come on ffs ! how can u hate Ali G/Borat/Bruno ?

Inconsiderate people. That covers a lot of things such as...


People that push in at bus stops (and queues in general)

Groups of people (usually on holiday) walking slowly 5 abreast on the pavement so that no body else can pass them.

Mothers having mothers meetings in the street with their prams blocking the pavement completely oblivious to everyone needing to get past.

On that note.. anyone else noticed how the concept of driving massive tanks on the roads is now happening in push chairs? I mean c'mon just how much public space does your 3 month old baby need to take up on the street, supermarket isle etc. and laughably there was a report recently complaining about the lack of space on buses for mothers with pushchairs !! well hey if you want to buy a push chair that's twice the size of a normal one that's your idiotic fault.

oooops..

Quote from el pibe :

ahh come on ffs ! how can u hate Ali G/Borat/Bruno ?

How can you like them. When he did Ali G he did a few good things but the rest were rubbish and in no way was it funny.
Borat is just as bad and ain't funny.
Bruno is probably just as bad. I hate all the adverts showing his film. It looks crap.

But OT again. I hate the Orange March.
People you call Pespi as Coke, they are two different things.
Company's who tried to copy Barr Irn-Bru and does a horrible job.
Eco people and my Chemistry teacher who claims that she is the best teacher in Scotland when on the last week of term she couldn't be brothered to teach us when we really needed to learn this part of the subject and nearly satrted crying
Oh this person in my year at school claims that he ain't gay he just says he is a bit feminine, But when you go around touching everybody mostly boys for no reason he must be gay. Also he is from Glasgow so he has a weird accent.

Quote from el pibe :

ahh come on ffs ! how can u hate Ali G/Borat/Bruno ?

One trick poney, all his characters are the same, just in different make up. Also every single catchphrase will be over-quoted by imbeciles up and down the country, up to the moment that it becomes too much, and a 25 year old Highland man goes on a rampage killing hundreds of pre-mentioned imbeciles.

Bono also grinds my gears, for christ's sake man, prancing around about poverty and starvation from the comfort of your tour bus or expensive residence, hypocrite.

Go back to making some half decent music, and stop trying to bloody rap! :chair:

Quote from 5haz :

Bono also grinds my gears, for christ's sake man, prancing around about poverty and starvation from the comfort of your tour bus or expensive residence, hypocrite.

Go back to making some half decent music, and stop trying to bloody rap! :chair:

Bono and Al Gore....my god what a pair of wazzocks

There's way too many things for me to list them here. Check the blog link in my signature, I've probably covered most of the things in this thread at some point