Well, I though I was going to share some thoughts and experiences from this week, for your entertainment. It might not be funny at all, but I somewhat like to ventialte some thoughts here and there about what's happening in my life. Why? No idea, and I don't expect anyone to actually read it, but if you got 5 minutes of your life with a cup of tea, it might aswell just be a ordinary story from a random internet person on a good day). Yeah, I am an attention whore it seems..
First I must say, sorry for the most likely messed up language, I just woke up, with a hangover out of this world. (Were drunk, got somewhat sober, then tok the train to my new place, 4 hours of sleep oh yeah, I don't need to tell you how it feels to having the weight of the world on your head)
Well, so, business as usually. Monday to friday it were work, and that was kind of.. well as most of the other work days. It was with a relaxed feel over it tho, because it was my last week at the work place. I will be moving again this weekend (at new place now but more things will be needed to be moved) , and therfor I had to say goodbye to the work, which actually was pretty hard. I liked that job, and specially the people. The last months I have been between two groups. The one group involved testing of a new Broadband TV sollution with Fiber. Due to various things I have agreed on I canot go into detail (who knows, they might just stalk me or have a keylogger on my computer). To sum it up fairly easy it's "TV on demand". The whole concept is about having the custommer beeing able to rent almost any movie, and be able to see it instant, HD or SD. Series, programs, channels, most things that is veiwable is aviable for rent or to buy for the custommers. And frankly, not to advertice or anything, but the price is so far the lowest I have seen, but that might change. More than that I canot say, and it's still in beta/test release stage, so there are things to sort out before it will be out. Again, I am just a tester and have been that for some months, helping out adressing errors and shortcommings.
The other place where I have worked within this company is custommer support for internet and phone. That means support basically most things between email, internet, phone, network and such. I don't hold any deep knowlege within any of the categories, but I have some knowlege of it all, making it a good experience to have, both in work and life situations.
I did not answer the custommers calls, but I called them and worked on "cases" the "front" (the ones that answers the phones) could not find a sollution for. Often it was just a second error search togheter with the custommer and then make a dessision on what to do on in the case. If we found the problem, close it, if we found defect equiptment - new equiptment case to the right people that sorts out those cases and lastly, if we did not find the sollution for the problem I would send it further up the system, to the... "solvers"..
I don't know if you have encountered people like these before, people that likes to think they are the creator, the GOD of internet and everything rellated. What they said, I'd obey. Objections and all hell would break lose. These people are the most terrifying people I have ever meet, aswell as maybe most offendig, rude, downtalking and generally biggest non-humanity beeings aswell. They knew what they were doing, but hell, they freaked me out sometimes. Maybe when I am drunk one time I'll go into more details on why I have a picture like this of them.
But enough talk about my work, lets move on to the thing that probally is the most interesting part of the whole story or maybe my biggest wall of text ever, more pressisely the evening yesterday (to today).
So, me and my buddies at work desided that Friday was a great day to get shitfaced. The skies were gone, the sun shining, no wind and a perfect temperature made this the ideal day to say goodnight to reality. And ooooooboi, we sure lost the rest of our sanity this night.. or well I did at least, I canot speak for the others because I canot even remember what happend on some parts of the evening, but I'll come back to that later in the text.
So we start off, right after the workday is done. I say goodbye to the ones that is not going out with me, since it was my last day, and tok the rest with me over to the local cafee at the workplace. The workplace is rather big, works around 6000 people there so this cofee is at the place, and a natural place to be each day you get your montly income money or when you want to take some beers with good mates.
But get me right, this evening it would be more than just some beers...
I had arranged some delivery of liquior, more pressisely Jack Daniels. I had desided that me and a mate should share one bottle, half of it should be enough to get shitfaced since I am not good at holding alcohol in my body, or not alcohol tollerateable.. not sure how you say that but anyway - plan were to get it delivered when the work day was done.
But problems occured, our beloved person who were going to bring the alcohol were delayed with 3 hours! Horror striked me and my mate. "What the **** shal we do now, we are screwed big time Tor!" were his reply, while I just stared back at him shocked by the news. But at this time I was THIS much ready to get shitfaced, nothing should stop me from having the all-out evening. So, I though "f*ck it all" and whent in, buying beers. And just not some beers, I canot remember presisely how many but on 3 hours we were at least having like 6-7 beers. When the time came and my delivery had arived, I was sky-high allready. As stated before I am not much tollerable to alcohol, so I was allready talking about just how many I was going to "tag" this evening and just how amazingly great I were... Well, in my .. well brain.. if you can call it that.. the JD was not that much fun anymore. Drinking? Naaah.. shoting - HELL YES! Oooooboi! So we shot'ed the whole god damn thing, and jesus christ did it say BANG! I don't know, or have a clue what happend, I whent Ballistic I supose. 3 hours are just wiped out of my memory, but some rather intersting shots have appeared on the facebook, luckly for me the untag function works as charm.
But it's not over there, because even as I most likely drank more, I somewhat starts to remember episodes from later this evening, and, well they are somewhat better to comment with small sentences than describing them.
1 : Trying to get laid with the only girl in the bar that is so "well" looking no-others wanted here - CHECK. Failed horrible.
2 : Poking the ass of a nice looking chick while her boyfriend watches you - CHECK! Luckily a mate of mine were there to talk me out of the situation, "he's just too f*cking drunk to know what he's doing" .
3 : Slip and fall on the toilet that most likely have not been washed since the 80's - CHECK. Still got a soar head and some bruishes (blue marks that are dead blood under your skin)
4 : Calling your mum and tell her she's the worst thing that have ever happend since Stalin and Hitler were born - Check!
5 : Generally beeing an asshat and making more enemies than friends - CHECK!
6 : Did I have fun - YES!!!
Haha, it's so stupid, how can that be fun? Well I don't know, I do not know myself, but I enjoy beeing the fool I am. And why I have used 20 minutes to write this text, I have no clue about that either. I just likes to talk some times, and LFS forum is a nice place to ventialte what I think. I fail at talking anything usefull at most times, but some times I am up for a discussion, like now. Because there is actually some things I can ask you for now.
At the new place I live now, or, basically it's back in my home areas, I currently have no work. I am searching around and are going on an interveiw on thuesday, but not sure if I have a chance on that one.
Either way, what should I search for work wise? What do you think I could try my luck on?
I do not hold any real knowlege about anything usefull, I don't have much school experience too, just the basics nothing specialized. I want to try something new, adventorus, something that will make me WANTING to come to the damn job. I am so tired of going to work just to be borred, I want something new and fresh!
Oh, and yes, I plan travvelig hopefully this year, but if not next year to visit some places in England. I want to visit these small cute towns, get trashfaced on a pub and just generally see the country. Someone that shares that thought / wish?
Week without mean, brought to you by The Very End!
First I must say, sorry for the most likely messed up language, I just woke up, with a hangover out of this world. (Were drunk, got somewhat sober, then tok the train to my new place, 4 hours of sleep oh yeah, I don't need to tell you how it feels to having the weight of the world on your head)
Well, so, business as usually. Monday to friday it were work, and that was kind of.. well as most of the other work days. It was with a relaxed feel over it tho, because it was my last week at the work place. I will be moving again this weekend (at new place now but more things will be needed to be moved) , and therfor I had to say goodbye to the work, which actually was pretty hard. I liked that job, and specially the people. The last months I have been between two groups. The one group involved testing of a new Broadband TV sollution with Fiber. Due to various things I have agreed on I canot go into detail (who knows, they might just stalk me or have a keylogger on my computer). To sum it up fairly easy it's "TV on demand". The whole concept is about having the custommer beeing able to rent almost any movie, and be able to see it instant, HD or SD. Series, programs, channels, most things that is veiwable is aviable for rent or to buy for the custommers. And frankly, not to advertice or anything, but the price is so far the lowest I have seen, but that might change. More than that I canot say, and it's still in beta/test release stage, so there are things to sort out before it will be out. Again, I am just a tester and have been that for some months, helping out adressing errors and shortcommings.
The other place where I have worked within this company is custommer support for internet and phone. That means support basically most things between email, internet, phone, network and such. I don't hold any deep knowlege within any of the categories, but I have some knowlege of it all, making it a good experience to have, both in work and life situations.
I did not answer the custommers calls, but I called them and worked on "cases" the "front" (the ones that answers the phones) could not find a sollution for. Often it was just a second error search togheter with the custommer and then make a dessision on what to do on in the case. If we found the problem, close it, if we found defect equiptment - new equiptment case to the right people that sorts out those cases and lastly, if we did not find the sollution for the problem I would send it further up the system, to the... "solvers"..
I don't know if you have encountered people like these before, people that likes to think they are the creator, the GOD of internet and everything rellated. What they said, I'd obey. Objections and all hell would break lose. These people are the most terrifying people I have ever meet, aswell as maybe most offendig, rude, downtalking and generally biggest non-humanity beeings aswell. They knew what they were doing, but hell, they freaked me out sometimes. Maybe when I am drunk one time I'll go into more details on why I have a picture like this of them.
But enough talk about my work, lets move on to the thing that probally is the most interesting part of the whole story or maybe my biggest wall of text ever, more pressisely the evening yesterday (to today).
So, me and my buddies at work desided that Friday was a great day to get shitfaced. The skies were gone, the sun shining, no wind and a perfect temperature made this the ideal day to say goodnight to reality. And ooooooboi, we sure lost the rest of our sanity this night.. or well I did at least, I canot speak for the others because I canot even remember what happend on some parts of the evening, but I'll come back to that later in the text.
So we start off, right after the workday is done. I say goodbye to the ones that is not going out with me, since it was my last day, and tok the rest with me over to the local cafee at the workplace. The workplace is rather big, works around 6000 people there so this cofee is at the place, and a natural place to be each day you get your montly income money or when you want to take some beers with good mates.
But get me right, this evening it would be more than just some beers...
I had arranged some delivery of liquior, more pressisely Jack Daniels. I had desided that me and a mate should share one bottle, half of it should be enough to get shitfaced since I am not good at holding alcohol in my body, or not alcohol tollerateable.. not sure how you say that but anyway - plan were to get it delivered when the work day was done.
But problems occured, our beloved person who were going to bring the alcohol were delayed with 3 hours! Horror striked me and my mate. "What the **** shal we do now, we are screwed big time Tor!" were his reply, while I just stared back at him shocked by the news. But at this time I was THIS much ready to get shitfaced, nothing should stop me from having the all-out evening. So, I though "f*ck it all" and whent in, buying beers. And just not some beers, I canot remember presisely how many but on 3 hours we were at least having like 6-7 beers. When the time came and my delivery had arived, I was sky-high allready. As stated before I am not much tollerable to alcohol, so I was allready talking about just how many I was going to "tag" this evening and just how amazingly great I were... Well, in my .. well brain.. if you can call it that.. the JD was not that much fun anymore. Drinking? Naaah.. shoting - HELL YES! Oooooboi! So we shot'ed the whole god damn thing, and jesus christ did it say BANG! I don't know, or have a clue what happend, I whent Ballistic I supose. 3 hours are just wiped out of my memory, but some rather intersting shots have appeared on the facebook, luckly for me the untag function works as charm.
But it's not over there, because even as I most likely drank more, I somewhat starts to remember episodes from later this evening, and, well they are somewhat better to comment with small sentences than describing them.
1 : Trying to get laid with the only girl in the bar that is so "well" looking no-others wanted here - CHECK. Failed horrible.
2 : Poking the ass of a nice looking chick while her boyfriend watches you - CHECK! Luckily a mate of mine were there to talk me out of the situation, "he's just too f*cking drunk to know what he's doing" .
3 : Slip and fall on the toilet that most likely have not been washed since the 80's - CHECK. Still got a soar head and some bruishes (blue marks that are dead blood under your skin)
4 : Calling your mum and tell her she's the worst thing that have ever happend since Stalin and Hitler were born - Check!
5 : Generally beeing an asshat and making more enemies than friends - CHECK!
6 : Did I have fun - YES!!!
Haha, it's so stupid, how can that be fun? Well I don't know, I do not know myself, but I enjoy beeing the fool I am. And why I have used 20 minutes to write this text, I have no clue about that either. I just likes to talk some times, and LFS forum is a nice place to ventialte what I think. I fail at talking anything usefull at most times, but some times I am up for a discussion, like now. Because there is actually some things I can ask you for now.
At the new place I live now, or, basically it's back in my home areas, I currently have no work. I am searching around and are going on an interveiw on thuesday, but not sure if I have a chance on that one.
Either way, what should I search for work wise? What do you think I could try my luck on?
I do not hold any real knowlege about anything usefull, I don't have much school experience too, just the basics nothing specialized. I want to try something new, adventorus, something that will make me WANTING to come to the damn job. I am so tired of going to work just to be borred, I want something new and fresh!
Oh, and yes, I plan travvelig hopefully this year, but if not next year to visit some places in England. I want to visit these small cute towns, get trashfaced on a pub and just generally see the country. Someone that shares that thought / wish?
Week without mean, brought to you by The Very End!
) last Saturday at 2am, and I had a 35cl bottle of Tescos value vodka I was saving. Being quite pissed off at being the designated driver, I decided I'd have half of it. But after half of it (in about 15 mins...) I decided it hadn't affected me, so I finished it. A couple of weeks before, I was at a wedding, and we'd hit double JDs at the open bar, and I had at least a litres worth, and even after that, I ended up carrying a girl who couldn't walk when we were going for food, and I was walking in a straightish line. Didn't even get stabbed once, even after walking across downtown at about half 3, which is unheard of. So I figured I'd be OK with another half bottle.
Sounds like an odrinary sunday morning for me 
Oh wait, that's right, I don't have work now so why wait for the weekend to come? 
Checking the logs only confirms my suspicions...
