That Sun one is great but nothing can beat the Sunday Sport's (?) spoof headlines such as 'WWII Fighter Bomber Found on the Moon', 'Statue of Elvis Found on Mars' and 'Aliens Turned my Son Into an Olive' to name a few
AARRGGHHHH! The 'C' word is an evil word and shall never be mentioned again....ok people I have given the warning, don't make me start adding you to the hit list. :chair::hbomb:
FTR that Headline was orginally used in the late 80's early 90's when All McCoist ran roit over Celtic in an old firm game, it was just the lazy Sun writers who rehashed a pun previously used by the Record.
The police stopped a motorbike because there were 3 passengers, all of them wearing helmet. When they proceeded to the registration, they realised one of them was a goat