Scotland Football Team......(well the national football teams a joke anyway)

Or

• Beer Monsters
  
• Tax dodgers United
  
• Gabbot's Thursday
  
• Relegation Castoffs
  
• This is a complete joke...we would rather be in the pub
  
• Overshot Village
  
  

Perhaps the good Sir is a fan of anagrams?

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/a ... urpham&t=1000&a=n

Quote from BlueFlame :

Name yourself after a famous F1 or GT livery. Jäger bombs or something Warsteiner Warriors or something

that has to be the winner.

How about Funting Twastards?

Kickarse Kickers

kickass kickas

something like it

Bushy Beavers.

Minge Munchers.

Beef Twat and the pubes

C**thorp UTD

Quote from dadge :

C**thorp UTD

Stoneminge

The Clitoris Allsorts!!

Godless Perverts

Nuns from 9th Avenue

Geh doch in die Tor!


Selection from names above depends on which style of game do you prefer more.

What about
"We are too pathertic to play a real sport.....like tiddleywinks" (i'm serious)


I suppose I should add something to this.

Maybe "Jackson 5"

If it's been done already then i don't mind. i couldn't be bothered to read through the thread.

Some more good ones! It's quite a lighthearted league but I don't thing they'd accept Minge Munchers, Bushy Beavers, C***thorpe United or Beef Twat and Pubes (??). Appreciate the effort though

Arselona
Steaua Needarest
Dyslexia Untied
Fatzio
Red Star Bellend
Sporting Lesbian
Grass Smokers Zurich
Hajduk Spliff
LSD Eindhoven
Albion Hungovers
Real Sosobad
Shackthar Senseless
Hardly Athletic
St. Mirnoff
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Unreal Madrid
Rapid Viagra
Barearselona
Bayern Bru
Yer Maws Athletic
Athletico Madras
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Bayer Neverlusen
Borussia Nosobad
Sparka Fag
Graham Rix U16's
Big Bertha Berlin
Inter Masister
Substandard Liege
Torpedo Belgrano
Bayer Leverarchfile
FC Copenbadly
Sporting Abeergut
Dinamo Mince
Red Stripe Belgrade
Fake Madrid
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan

Network of pijamas
bolas de acero (balls of steel)

edit: hahaha peter
arselona and outer Milan is excellent

Mewcastle?

Hardy Boys

Bunchatriarz?

Fekazz United?

Use a PES team name if nothing else...

EDIT: Peter, genius there mate

Lovely bit of copy and pasting Peter, that was the very first list I came across. Some great ones on there though, Arselona is brill

Real Balls Up

Man, you tied it!!

Quote from petercollins :

Sporting Abeergut

This one is great.

find a funny name zeug u always have somethign witty to say.

Quote from jrd.racer :

find a funny name zeug u always have somethign witty to say.

I'm actually not very creative, tbh.

I'm maybe not bad at making fun of others (or being made fun of) but I'm not creative at all.

Rapid Viagra hahahahahha

The Uninspired Bums
Playing Like 'Pool FC
Boxers on Fire
Aston Wilma