Your English was fine when we spoke on the phone Hun, don't worryabout that - most Brits suffer a drop in speech quality when drunk too
don't worry about making an ass of yourself, I did that last year too - most noteably when being interviewed on the IGTC race, totally shit faced, and getting asked if I was watching it instead of partying, drinking, shooting pool and socialising with a great bunch of sim racers... Yeah I was totally watching the telly... Not
Stansted is the nearest airport to me, it is classed as a London airport but is a little North of London. I live about an hours drive North of London, so Stansted is best. If you can't get Stansted then Heathrow and Gatwick are doable but is going to cost more petrol and take a while to drive to/from.
If you have to go for Heathrow or Gatwick airports expect to be introduced to Britain by it's motorways ! Unless somebody more local can pick you up.
@Jason: Fel does want to come, he PMd me about it last night has he nt got in touch with you yet?