Yup, I know what your saying, XCNuse. A simple Hi is sufficient, really no matter what language is native to you. Almost everyone can speak/type English. And the LoooOOOoooZZZZZ!!!!1111!!!11 drives me crazy. And also, just simply say sorry. No need to have a freakin comical sentence binded.
Me, I have 4 buttons binded to chat, Hi, :-), Sorry, and good race. Sometimes I change good race to no problem or good pass. Fkeys I have /w wr, /w pb, and I use to use this on the demo - Caution exiting pit road, racers coming. Even though they would still run out between first and second place taking out the guy in second.