Indeed, said aligator to the artful dodger and went to the battlecruiser with a sky rocket full of bees n honey, trouble and strife was there too but the look on her boat race, she was havin a bubble bath if she thought me and her would be having a jersey cow, she didnt have a scooby doo about how i was feeling so i went for a ball of chalk to clear my head but when i walked back in she was havin a right go and acting like a struggle and grunt so i strolls home, up the apples and pears for a good little bo peep.
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Indeed, said later to the lodger and went to the boozer (pub) with a pocket full of money, wife was there too but the look on her face, she was havin a laugh if she thought me and her would be having a row, she didnt have a clue about how i was feeling so i went for a walkto clear my head but when i walked back in she was havin a right go and acting like a cun... next letter is t so i strolls home, up the stairs for a good sleep.
My girlfriend situation is as was but after hanging out with my official next girlfriend last Sunday i'm now more crazy about her than ever. She know's how I feel, but she's leaving me in torment because she's not in a place where she's able to have a relationship at the moment.
There are several parts to her personality and things about her that alone would make me fancy her, for example her singing voice is so incredible i'd want to bed her just to hear what it sounds like in an orgasm. She makes me laugh, she makes me smile, she has a deeply involving personality that draws you in, she's smart, she cares about things, she's creative, she fills her time with interesting things, we've shared interests, and her body is to die for and she's pretty as hell.
All of which would make me think i've got no hope, but i'm audacious so i'll try anyway
Almost, its actually... up the gary, gary, as in gary glitter, glitter rhymes with, $hitter, which means, well, anus, if i really needed to explain that last part lol
I tried to really pay attention to the whole post, But reading the above just made me laugh, You don't just go bed someone to hear orgasm, You dirty girl.