I think we are now curious on what it would look like.
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Well that post i made at the top of the last page really has jinxed it.
Turns out the bloke she was "about to dump" has become mr sunshine over the last few days, realised how much of a prat he was acting and is now being the perfect BF, so despite everything that has been said, they are getting on really well again and are pretty much back together properly, f*****g **** b******s sh!t w****r arse head and hole, words really cant convey how pissed off and upset i am today, i dont think i have been in this bad of a mood for a very very long time, more fool me for getting my hopes up so much, set myself up for a big fall really, yeah f*****g brilliant
So im gonna go do what i do best later, which is go out and get absolutely hammered, b******s, who f*****g cares.#
E: Sorry about the language, although i have censored it using stars, im a little tetchy.
Turns out the bloke she was "about to dump" has become mr sunshine over the last few days, realised how much of a prat he was acting and is now being the perfect BF, so despite everything that has been said, they are getting on really well again and are pretty much back together properly, f*****g **** b******s sh!t w****r arse head and hole, words really cant convey how pissed off and upset i am today, i dont think i have been in this bad of a mood for a very very long time, more fool me for getting my hopes up so much, set myself up for a big fall really, yeah f*****g brilliant
So im gonna go do what i do best later, which is go out and get absolutely hammered, b******s, who f*****g cares.#
E: Sorry about the language, although i have censored it using stars, im a little tetchy.
Come on....I was going to marry when I discovered 2 month before it that after all 8 years of relationship it all blew out. Wake up....life goes on 
Sounds like she just wanted someone to be there for her while she went through a "rough" patch.
You on the other hand, probably missed that, and took it as a chance to get with her.
You on the other hand, probably missed that, and took it as a chance to get with her.
Typical case unfortunately. It will sound hard but at that stage those girls are usually so vulnerable that its easy to get them for one night stand and thats all what you will have it from. Just maybe a good friend.
All true, i guess it is quite a common scenario, i was just so unbelievably sure that we would end up together, this time last week i could have honestly said that i was more certian of that than i am of my own name, im genuinely shocked more than anything, well they do say love is blind, guess it must be true.
Except you still haven't answered the question about it being degrading is only if the person is ashamed of being a porn star. If they're not ashamed, it's not degrading and you're still a twat.
HEY EVERYBODY DUSTBIN SAYS IM A TWAT. On the basis that I have standards in my life and believe that working as a pornographer is beneath me. It's a hardhat area out there if you get my gist.
PS. There isn't a cure for what you have.
The girl that broke with me cause she couldn't live in a long distance relationship (seeing each other only at the weekends) has a new boyfriend now.
Who lives a mere 400km farther away from her than me. They see each other once a month. I feel fooled. :chairfall
Who lives a mere 400km farther away from her than me. They see each other once a month. I feel fooled. :chairfall
still hasnt answered the question
yeah, that does seem fishy. maybe it was something else... but if she moved away, i'd leave it at that.
Leave it as it is. You will be trying to find out real issue but you will never find it. Waste of time. Enjoy your life being single, there are so much chicks outside...
nah, I'm not trying anything. I just got told by a friend the day before I made that post, there's been half a year between me and the new one.
Its just that female logic that amuses me
(and, you know, the girls up here in the north are quiet nice too ...)
Its just that female logic that amuses me
(and, you know, the girls up here in the north are quiet nice too ...)Lol.
I was round a wonderful womans (and potential love interests) house watching a film with her and the kids tonight, so i am therefore in a good mood and am having a good night, i then leave to come home, and oh look, some fecker (ill get to that in a second) has bashed into the side of my lil mazda, how glorious, let joy be unconfined!
Im 99.99% sure of who may have done it, intentionally or not, due to the directional tyre tread pattern that has been left on the side of the car, it may have been an accident, but i personally think it was done for a reason, short version of the story being that i lost contact with this lady for a number of years and we only just recently found eachother again, and have been spending quite a bit of time together, and theres someone who goes round to see her and to be honest is a bit lovesick and slightly obsessed i think, so when i waltz back into her life after all this time, i think a touch of the old green eyed monster and jealousy has come into play, plus i put him in his place the other night in front of a few people when we were all out at a car park cruise meet thing and he was casually telling anyone who'd listen that she was his girlfriend, while she was well out of earshot, but without realising i was stood there, so me making him look a tit by saying (in a loud voice) "erm, well someone had better tell her that then matey coz she's not seeing anyone as far as she's aware of" may not have done me any favours, i wasn't doing it to show off or anything, i just dont thing saying that sort of stuff is really on, especially when its bullshit.
He's a nice enough bloke really, kind hearted and stuff, likes his cars and things, i actually get on with him quite well, he's a very wise bloke, and believe me, i know how it feels to like someone so much and not have them feel the same, it is pretty shitty, but to be fair he is in his late 50's, 20 odd years older than she is, and as much as she has told him in the nicest and gentlest way possible numerous times that he isnt her type and they are only mates, etc, he still doesnt quite get it i dont think, as he gets a right arse on if i turn up, he'll speak to me and that, but you can see his face change when i walk in, its like a 'how dare he be here' sort of thing, but he does mellow after a while, usually.
There was the night when he walked in, saw us all having dinner that i had sorted out, me and her squashed up together all comfy on the sofa feeding eachother slices of pizza, so he did a big '**** this im going home' speech which nobody really paid much attention to, he hasnt really got the message i dont think.
SO, although i know he did it, he whacked my roadster, im gonna go out on the drive tomorrow, pull the dent out, get it all looking as good as possible (its not that bigger dent) and not say anything about it, act as if nothing ever happened, as i reckon he's expecting me to say did you hit my car, then he'll say so what if i did, he wants a confrontation, im sure of it, but i aint gonna give him that satisfaction!
I was round a wonderful womans (and potential love interests) house watching a film with her and the kids tonight, so i am therefore in a good mood and am having a good night, i then leave to come home, and oh look, some fecker (ill get to that in a second) has bashed into the side of my lil mazda, how glorious, let joy be unconfined!
Im 99.99% sure of who may have done it, intentionally or not, due to the directional tyre tread pattern that has been left on the side of the car, it may have been an accident, but i personally think it was done for a reason, short version of the story being that i lost contact with this lady for a number of years and we only just recently found eachother again, and have been spending quite a bit of time together, and theres someone who goes round to see her and to be honest is a bit lovesick and slightly obsessed i think, so when i waltz back into her life after all this time, i think a touch of the old green eyed monster and jealousy has come into play, plus i put him in his place the other night in front of a few people when we were all out at a car park cruise meet thing and he was casually telling anyone who'd listen that she was his girlfriend, while she was well out of earshot, but without realising i was stood there, so me making him look a tit by saying (in a loud voice) "erm, well someone had better tell her that then matey coz she's not seeing anyone as far as she's aware of" may not have done me any favours, i wasn't doing it to show off or anything, i just dont thing saying that sort of stuff is really on, especially when its bullshit.
He's a nice enough bloke really, kind hearted and stuff, likes his cars and things, i actually get on with him quite well, he's a very wise bloke, and believe me, i know how it feels to like someone so much and not have them feel the same, it is pretty shitty, but to be fair he is in his late 50's, 20 odd years older than she is, and as much as she has told him in the nicest and gentlest way possible numerous times that he isnt her type and they are only mates, etc, he still doesnt quite get it i dont think, as he gets a right arse on if i turn up, he'll speak to me and that, but you can see his face change when i walk in, its like a 'how dare he be here' sort of thing, but he does mellow after a while, usually.
There was the night when he walked in, saw us all having dinner that i had sorted out, me and her squashed up together all comfy on the sofa feeding eachother slices of pizza, so he did a big '**** this im going home' speech which nobody really paid much attention to, he hasnt really got the message i dont think.
SO, although i know he did it, he whacked my roadster, im gonna go out on the drive tomorrow, pull the dent out, get it all looking as good as possible (its not that bigger dent) and not say anything about it, act as if nothing ever happened, as i reckon he's expecting me to say did you hit my car, then he'll say so what if i did, he wants a confrontation, im sure of it, but i aint gonna give him that satisfaction!
I am drunk
Had to copy and paste that into the British to English Translator just to understand.
Make him believe your car is like Christine the Plymouth Fury
regenerative body panels.**** Scawens progress reports when you have this guy.
First, That was the most British post I have ever read in my entire life.
Second, .... Can i "squash" On your sofa? Pizza? I'm there.
The detail in that story is similar to that of a girl's.
Yeah. Comparitively.. Here's a manly story:
I got drunk last night on straight whisky while girl was drinking coolers. We had sex.
There. manly story.
I got drunk last night on straight whisky while girl was drinking coolers. We had sex.
There. manly story.
Manly version:
I've met back up with this girl I was close with years ago. We have got close again, and a mate of her is ****ing pissed about it. He has already dented my roadster. I'mma go **** him up and then go **** his mate who he thinks is his girl.
I've met back up with this girl I was close with years ago. We have got close again, and a mate of her is ****ing pissed about it. He has already dented my roadster. I'mma go **** him up and then go **** his mate who he thinks is his girl.
Back off guys! She's all mine now.
It never felt so right. So glad I met her.
EDIT: You've all seen her now. My male pride is back to 100%. I'm removing the photo.
It never felt so right. So glad I met her.
EDIT: You've all seen her now. My male pride is back to 100%. I'm removing the photo.
Trip to the slave camp in Suriname is all it takes guys, take heed.
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