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How to pull a girl racer.
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Quote from Jon Andersen :¨
Some of us like to present ourself with our real names. We have nothing to hide. We are not ashamed of what we do on track or in chat. Nicks come and go easy. Real names do not.

I came from the GPL community. Way back then, we used our own names. We became a bunch of people that will never forget eachother - because we know eachother as Eldred Pickett, Greger Huttu, Gabor Weber, Andreas Wilke etc. How can you remember a person calling himself (---(2F@St)&wItH$iNsIgHt---)? And how can you distingwish him from the nick "FooL3D y0u"?

Yeah but, when your name is Huttu, Weber, Wilke, etc. You say, "I'm Huttu! Go look at my -720 Rank. I got a 5:39 at the Ring."

When your name is Jeangerard you say, "GPL Rank? I think I saw that site once. I... er... I couldn't figure out how to upload my times. Yeah, that's it. I'm not on there. Don't look for me."

Joking aside. Jan Verschueren, Mark Seery, Asgeir Nesoen, Jim Gary, Mike Barlow, Bruce Kennewell, Greg Duncan, Tim Dignan, Greg Renner, Tore Hanson, Art McEwen, Oliver Nikolic, Chaz Wood, Tino Salooman, Trevor Mack, George Smiley, Fulvio Policardi, Uwe Schuerkamp, Ryk Penfold, Pascal Desjardins, Joe Rudynski, etc.

Sure, not all the quickest guys in the world, but every one of them dead solid. And I do remember their names. I remember races and dices, and victory and defeat. Advice and commaraderie still streams through my head.

I started with Slartibartfast from the first LFS download. At that time, for all I knew, it was going to be another F1RS. I guess when I bought my license I didn't think to change it.

Kennewell and his contraption. (He's 82, you know.)
Word of advice becky, stop writing mini essays on a computer game forum, and get a life or maybe just a dog.... its pathetic

I went and looked in your profile 31 huh? WOW seriously get your priorities sorted...

http://www.bansheestudios.com/Banshee Studios/Blog/Blog.html

Who writes a site about themselves... the same people who start this kind of thread ATTENTION seekers
Quote from Shotglass :truth to be told there honey i was kinda hoping it was actually you paying me those nightly visits

why are you saying it to me? it's the kitty coming, not me...i know the kitty grabbed and stole everything found at your home, but i have nothing to do with it...but if you need, i sell surveillance systems -> i can make a special price for you...

Quote from sgt.flippy :I always come second


If you're nice, you can come too

If I start calling you baby, will you be so nice to me to? Never knew that was the way to go

i thought you'd preferred to come second in this case: the giant kitty has a second personality after the sun sets...
but anyway since you're asking, this night kitty will breathe on your neck too and put you to deep sleep with her onion-breath...remember to leave all valuable things at sight, so kitty has easier work to do, thanks!
Quote from whitey6272 :Word of advice becky, stop writing mini essays on a computer game forum, and get a life or maybe just a dog.... its pathetic

I went and looked in your profile 31 huh? WOW seriously get your priorities sorted...

http://www.bansheestudios.com/Banshee Studios/Blog/Blog.html

Who writes a site about themselves... the same people who start this kind of thread ATTENTION seekers

and who writes this kind of posts? Honestly, why being so insulting? She is, who she is, you don't have to marry her, you don't have to read her threads (even if they are filling the 99% of forum ...just kidding becky :tilt, so learn the best teaching lfsforum has ever given: "smile and wave, just smile and wave"
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Quote from Honey :and who writes this kind of posts? Honestly, why being so insulting? She is, who she is, you don't have to marry her, you don't have to read her threads (even if they are filling the 99% of forum ...just kidding becky :tilt, so learn the best teaching lfsforum has ever given: "smile and wave, just smile and wave"

Hey, thats my line . . . .

But you can use this just this once. I'll let yer.

Hey Tiny. Any time you want your night visiting pussy to have a trip to Blighty it can come visit me anytime. I have a large Snake that would make great friends with your Pussy.

(Is that going to far? Probable. Oh well. Wouldn't be me if I wasn't pushing the bounds of decency.)

30+ heat here today lads and lasses. Who would be couped up in a racing suit and a helmet with a hot engine right behind you on a track temperature of over 60. Ok. I would like to be. But I ain't. Boooo.
Quote from Funnybear :Hey, thats my line . . . .

But you can use this just this once. I'll let yer.

Hey Tiny. Any time you want your night visiting pussy to have a trip to Blighty it can come visit me anytime. I have a large Snake that would make great friends with your Pussy.

(Is that going to far? Probable. Oh well. Wouldn't be me if I wasn't pushing the bounds of decency.)

30+ heat here today lads and lasses. Who would be couped up in a racing suit and a helmet with a hot engine right behind you on a track temperature of over 60. Ok. I would like to be. But I ain't. Boooo.

Check who made the posts before posting. Only frogs, mollies, and lovebirds here, no cats.
oops.

*Blush*

Ok. Honey, if your Night time visiting pussy wants to . . . you get the idea.

Anyway. Whats up with twice nightly Whitey up there. Why is his knickers in such a twist. Don't take no shit like that Becky. You is what you is. Kids just have no respect anymore. I blame the lack of discapline and the eradication of Caning. I think eveyone should be caned at least once in their lives. Espeacially at school. Everyone should be caned at school. I know I was. It was the only way I could get through my day. Maybe thats why I'm not doing so well in life. Anyway, what was I talking about?

Oh yes. Discapline and respect. There's none of it anymore. Damn kids. I would have got away with it if it wasn't for them pesky kids.

(Where is my head? Must be the heat. Night.)
How to pull a girl racer... You take her arm... And you pull it. Isn't that hard now, is it?

Another way is to pull her leg...
Well, it took you 8 pages in this thread to realize it, so...
I have learned to accept that I'm slow, so when I say stuff like that, I assume other people are able to think with a normal speed
how to pull a girl racer . . . . . .

Bring a tow truck?
That's for a girl eating contestant. You only find those in America though
Never eaten a girl. Eaten out a girl, but never actually eaten a girl.

Aww, I've done it again. Lowered the tone. We're in the gutter now boys.
I said contestANT, not contest... You didn't even have the right to lower it down to the gutter! Thanks!
Quote :Who writes a site about themselves... the same people who start this kind of thread ATTENTION seekers

Or bloggers, which I tried for a while but it wasn't for me. That's my old blog you referenced.
I would have thought that anybody starting or answering or anyway involved in Threads or forums are attention seeking.

I know I am. I want people to comment on my comments, I am seeking attention.

Its the very nature of the beast.
I'm very disappointed with this thread. It's very misleading

Quote from Funnybear :I would have thought that anybody starting or answering or anyway involved in Threads or forums are attention seeking.

Preach it again brother!
Quote from tinyk :Check who made the posts before posting. Only frogs, mollies, and lovebirds here, no cats.

i guess he's in love with you, so his subconcious, made he think it was you
Quote from Funnybear :Hey, thats my line . . . .

But you can use this just this once. I'll let yer.

Hey Tiny. Any time you want your night visiting pussy to have a trip to Blighty it can come visit me anytime. I have a large Snake that would make great friends with your Pussy.

(Is that going to far? Probable. Oh well. Wouldn't be me if I wasn't pushing the bounds of decency.)

30+ heat here today lads and lasses. Who would be couped up in a racing suit and a helmet with a hot engine right behind you on a track temperature of over 60. Ok. I would like to be. But I ain't. Boooo.

no chance! you're cheating on Tiny and me...males...keep your pants up!

btw it's the giant kitty, who's going for night robbery, why every1's put the blame on me!!!
Quote from Honey :

no chance! you're cheating on Tiny and me...males...keep your pants up!

btw it's the giant kitty, who's going for night robbery, why every1's put the blame on me!!!

What the hell are you saying, I don't have any pants, welcome to the 21st century! sjeesh!

Do you have a pic of the giant kitty? I'd like to see her before I allow her to come around some time...
Quote from sgt.flippy :What the hell are you saying, I don't have any pants, welcome to the 21st century! sjeesh!

Do you have a pic of the giant kitty? I'd like to see her before I allow her to come around some time...

llok at the thread in my signature -> plenty of giant kitty on my hood
Are you as cute as that kitty? Then you can both bring me a visit some time
Quote from Honey :why are you saying it to me? it's the kitty coming, not me...i know the kitty grabbed and stole everything found at your home, but i have nothing to do with it...but if you need, i sell surveillance systems -> i can make a special price for you...

so thats the grand scheme here
youre just trying to scare me to sell surveillance systems and panic rooms ... not chance there lady im german not american

Quote from Funnybear :Hey Tiny. Any time you want your night visiting pussy to have a trip to Blighty it can come visit me anytime. I have a large Snake that would make great friends with your Pussy.

(Is that going to far? Probable. Oh well. Wouldn't be me if I wasn't pushing the bounds of decency.)

and here i was trying hard not to go down that road ... but well ... you started it

Quote from sgt.flippy :I always come second

now that funny did break the ice
yeah i wouldnt want to go sloppy second either

Quote from Honey :llok at the thread in my signature -> plenty of giant kitty on my hood

i prefer to keep my sanity thanks anyway
I always thought hardcore racing meant something different. I was wrong.
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