hilarious thread...
While I love every bit of it, the part about "not much faster, only 2s per lap" sent me to floor ...
.. yeah, like 2s advantage hack would go completely unnoticed in this community, where most of the drivers are fighting for that last 0.2s they are losing to their enemy...
You remind me of those guys at go-kart places, it's always the same story: they came in, buy 2 rides, go to see their lap times, check the track record, figure out they are like 8 seconds slower on 40s lap time, and whine the record must have been set on some different kart/wheather/etc...
The best moment is then to sit in the same kart they left, do under +1s to record in next ride and say "hi" to them, and just collect the jaws from the floor...