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Quote from Shotglass :are you really that stupid? the side effects are determined by clinical trials

Yes but that does not mean you will get those side effects, nor does it mean that you wouldn't get others.
thats why the side effects are all listed along with their probabilities

so i guess the answer to my question is "yes" then
I wouldn't say Jake was stupid
Took Louise for a little spin around the estate.





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What? My vehicles always have names. My old van was Vanessa, a name given to her by my family and this truck was called Louise because a friend decided it was a fitting name, which has stuck.
Yeah, nothing wrong with it, I call my car slut.

No I don't.
Really? You guys don't christen your pride and joy?
Mine's named Skiddles
My car is so shitty it does not deserve a name.
Mine doesn't have a name. It doesn't have a personality so I don't give it a name. Duh.
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :What? My vehicles always have names. My old van was Vanessa, a name given to her by my family and this truck was called Louise because a friend decided it was a fitting name, which has stuck.

Fair enough.

It doesn't matter how rubbish your vehicle is, most vehicles deserve a name. They are living creatures, if they were just machines then no vehicle would go wrong and they'd all be exactly the same, but as vehicles are made by humans, none of them are perfect, no two are the same. This makes them all unique and living creatures.

That or I am insane and everything I've just said should be disregarded.
Option 2. They don't live, they're just machines.

You can still give names to machines, but I don't. Each to his own eh.
What's a good name for a car that doesn't put out?
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :It doesn't matter how rubbish your vehicle is, most vehicles deserve a name. They are living creatures, if they were just machines then no vehicle would go wrong and they'd all be exactly the same, but as vehicles are made by humans, none of them are perfect, no two are the same. This makes them all unique and living creatures.

That or I am insane and everything I've just said should be disregarded.

Well, as I stated before, my Hunday Atos Prime is a shitty little car, the only thing positive about it is the low fuel usage and it's name.
If you still insist that we have to give our car a name, mine's gonna be Optimus Prime, or Opium Prime (because the engine is all sluggish and shit).
Quote from hrtburnout :Option 2. They don't live, they're just machines.

You can still give names to machines, but I don't. Each to his own eh.

That too.

Oh for sure, not everyone names machines, it is all personal preference.

Quote from Rappa Z :What's a good name for a car that doesn't put out?

Cocktease?

Quote from The Very End :Well, as I stated before, my Hunday Atos Prime is a shitty little car, the only thing positive about it is the low fuel usage and it's name.
If you still insist that we have to give our car a name, mine's gonna be Optimus Prime, or Opium Prime (because the engine is all sluggish and shit).

I had a Ford Escort Van 1.8D, hardly a speed daemon and defiantly wasn't concourse fresh. But her major fault was she'd cut out a lot after either sucking air or crap from the fuel tank. I only got shot of her because it was getting so bad I almost got T-Boned because she died when I was pulling out of a junction. Scary shit.

But yeah, if you don't want to name your car, hairy muff.
Lol! Suitable name for it, I might aswell call it something like that
Quote from Jakg :Your wife?



I love my car more than most people here love theres but I'd never give it a name. You can care for an inanimate object but no matter how hard you try it does not have a personality.
Quote from Töki (HUN) :Yeah, nothing wrong with it, I call my car slut.

No I don't.

i call mine a slow bitch..
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :It doesn't matter how rubbish your vehicle is, most vehicles deserve a name. They are living creatures, if they were just machines then no vehicle would go wrong and they'd all be exactly the same, but as vehicles are made by humans, none of them are perfect, no two are the same. This makes them all unique and living creatures.

That or I am insane and everything I've just said should be disregarded.

Yeah, my ex Izh ( http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net ... 9301_715835_6825518_n.jpg ) wasn't a car, but that damn thing definately had an evil mind. The piece of shit would stall without any reason, and and later run like never has happened. If it was angry - it didn't start even after a thousand kicks on the starter. Then the next day, without doing anything to it - the bike would start at first kick and purr nicely. Or sometimes the throttle would stuck open. I checked the cables, throttle slide, everything was good, clean and moved freely. But still, sometimes when i twisted the wrist to the limit, it would just stay there. Good, that i installed a kill switch, i was able to ride trough the town with a fully open throttle without any problems. It was a real communist piece of garbage, but i liked it. I might buy another one. They're like disabled pets - wrong, useless, but adorable.
ive called my civic gordon browne because its got no personality and the fake leather interior is a brownish color...
Ze beemer is mine, just been and collected it, well happy with it, and as the registration starts LD51 i have decided to call it linda
welcome to da bmw club. please dont rice it !
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