E: Group of death is D, just wanted to put Juventus there and it would be perfect. Dortmund got unlucky there, they're most probably out, unless ManC fecks up again. ^^
Celtic got lucky, they have playable group.
The group isn't that bad... Ajax is currently not as good as it used to be. ManC should theoretically be in reach for Dortmund judging of their performance in the Bundesliga in the last two years and with new players like Reus they actually have more options to take on the European football seriously.
The bad draw is a pure result of Dortmund's bancrupcy year's ago with the lack of international football. However the last two year's the European campaigns weren't that succesfull either, so very little points and a well deserved place in the fourth pot to be honest.
Ding ding ding. Spot on. So far we've got Ronaldo saying that he doesn't feel like he's being supported by his team and teammates at Real Madrid. Feel free to rate how believable that is :P
All he has to do is make up some crap about wanting to leave and get his agent to haggle a bit during negotiations and bam, he's getting more money for practically no work.