Quote from Shotglass :

seriously lol
if it wasnt bad taste id say we were right after all half a century ago ... even if its only in terms of ... well ... shit

I can honestly say I've never ever discussed turds in relation to the Nazis before. This deserves a :ices_rofl

this might explain why all nazis are turds

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Without the requisite knowledge I'm quite willing to concede the possibility of the superiority of German fecal matter, if you really want me to do that, but it's a rather unappealing resolution to the argument.

That post is like a gem in a big pile of turd. Beautifully written.

Quote from sil3ntwar :

Best topic ever? lol

I dont really know the answer. I guess its every 3 or 4 days.

I always knew you were full of it

Quote from Shotglass :

absolutely ... and you know what ? i prefer the german ones ... you dont get that splash

no need fot the camo-cough or camo-sniff

My gran in the Czech Republic owns one of those German style toilets. Still has it now and yeah its not to bad, no splash, but it does have its disadvantages to, if its a large one it does get unconfortably close to ur arse so close you can even feel the warmth comin off... :rolleyes:

LOL the article...the dreaded Sitzpinkel. :ices_rofl

every day!! sometimes a few times a day if its theday after a curry. (madras or vindaloo)

Every ohter day, once i went 2 weeks without a poo, and pooped 7 times that next day.

I think people who take a dump once aweek have a serious problem!!!

It depends what you eat and drink on how often you go, many sweets, and softdrinks contain additives and sweetners that say may have laxitive effects so i guess the more of this stuff you drink and eat than the more times you will go. Also it will depends on the volumes of food you consume.

Going once a day is normal..

mad

I think once a day, maybe 2 every 3 days on average. I don't know how you managed 2 weeks without going rappa illepall. I went without one for a week once when i went camping, but i had diarrhea when i got back... dunno if that was due to not pooing for ages or eating dodgy food though.

I don't know why people have a problem with this topic, i find it a breath of fresh air (pun very much intended) from the usual flaming and arguments that we get on here .

Quote from Captain Slow :

every day!! sometimes a few times a day if its theday after a curry. (madras or vindaloo)

You know, this begs the question, how do German toilets handle runs, or even vomit, because that stuff leaves your body at a billion miles an hour and sprays all over the place, nothing worse then getting a face full of vomit or an ass covered in dukie.

Nothing of that happens. The toilets have a special nano coating that divert the impact forces preventing any recoiling matter. But I can see how you would be afraid of such advanced technology.

Quote from Shotglass :

this might explain why all nazis are turds

rofl nice conclusion

born to poo

btw. "Once a week" isnt there something wrong with the digestion?

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

You know, this begs the question, how do German toilets handle runs, or even vomit, because that stuff leaves your body at a billion miles an hour and sprays all over the place, nothing worse then getting a face full of vomit or an ass covered in dukie.

where did you get germans from?

Quote from Captain Slow :

where did you get germans from?

Read page one...

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

Read page one...

will do.

EDIT: o... k...

stil doesnt stop me wanting a house in germany when im a succesfull milllionaire. (i wish)

Now I'm just shaking my head illepall .

Quote from Shotglass :

...and maybe german poo has a consitency that isnt prone to skidmarks as much

What's next, a poll on poo consistancy around the world?

Quote from Madman_CZ :

no need fot the camo-cough or camo-sniff

Thank you for quoting my post from another topic, hehe illepall

I of course read the entire thread so far. Hmmm.....

Oh, and I do the deed daily, but not at work. If I must go at work, I follow the rules I posted in the other thread, LOL.

Why isnt there a "Once a Month" ?

No accounting for taste here. Next time somebody decides to invent a random topic, could it be a bit cleaner?

Anyway, where's the "more than once per day" option?

Quote from Bob Smith :

No accounting for taste here. Next time somebody decides to invent a random topic, could it be a bit cleaner?

Anyway, where's the "more than once per day" option?

lol i think "Every Day" is quite a fair vote, we, at least i dont need more details on that

Quote from Bob Smith :

No accounting for taste here. Next time somebody decides to invent a random topic, could it be a bit cleaner?

Anyway, where's the "more than once per day" option?

its still a bit cleaner than a german toilett

2-3 times a day, depends on how im feeling

Oh. I'm in heaven . . . Toilet humour. The best there ever is.

Whats wrong with talking about it? It's just another bodily function. We all do it, except maybe the queen, I think she has someone to do it for her.

Although I'm really not up for this shelf thing, no no no no. I rely on the water impact to tell me how well I'm eating. You can get massive amount of information by the volume and extent of the 'splash'. Although if they could think of a system to limit splashback, that would be great. And I do enjoy a good shit. At least two chapters worth. A worthwhile movement is worth it's wieght in what you lost.

And as for this sittendownunpissingunthingy. No. That will never do. As a man I reserve the right to piss standing up. It's consitutional. A basic human right. How else can you get rid of the skidmarks that you left from your earlier evacuation.

Oh, I feel so at home now.

Now if only we could really get into the gutter and talk about sex I would be on cloud nine. . . . .

Quote from kiss me :

2-3 times a day, depends on how im feeling

Must be a Belgain thing to go more than once a day!

Quote from Funnybear :

Now if only we could really get into the gutter and talk about sex I would be on cloud nine. . . . .

Toilet sex?

About those german ones, I don't hate them... But I prefer a normal one. I just don't like the idea of "it" being just a few milimeters away. About the sitting down thing... I learned to do that when I was little, don't have any problem in a public mens room though, with the thingies on the wall That works When I have my own house I'm gonna put one.

@funnybear, a thread involving shit, germans and sex IS NOT A GOOD IDEA (according to the stereotype)