Quote from CSU1 :

Whoever mentioned SEX, in any shape or form in this thread don't get none!
Above facts correct at time of print, they do not effect you smelley rights:

So they get something (if not none)?

Quote from MR_B :

Firstly I'd like to say... *WOW* I'm 'allowed' on the pc..AND on LFS forums too! What a lucky lady I am :P

Thanks for all your suggestions..( even though most of them were to have sex)

I've bookmarked the page of 'things to do when your bored' and found some ideas were rather useful..especially staring at the back of someones head

And to answere Your question no I havent read the Karma Sutra ( I dont need to lol)

I cant mow the lawn as we live in a flat....renting a movie, we dont have a blockbusters near us....and i made a roast earlier so ordering pizza...maybe for another day. As for slapping me, well, I think thats mean. And putting on his headphones...he does that most of the time anyway lol

Kringle CANT dance bless him :P

and Jelly Sex...isnt that just wierd?

why would you passup teh buttseckzorz

Quote from Vendetta :

why would you passup teh buttseckzorz

because shes not an ada member/ricer ?

Quote from Julppu :

So they get something (if not none)?

Yes, I'm sick of all these double negatives slipping in to the English language.
There aint nothing good about it.

Quote from CSU1 :

Whoever mentioned SEX, in any shape or form in this thread don't get none!
Above facts correct at time of print, they do not effect you smelley rights:

double negative

Quote from Jakg :

double negative

Nah, he's just trying to get himself out of trouble.

She done all that?!

Now you MUST satisfy your woman.And do a damn good job satisfying her.You know what I mean.

Do you REALLY think she is shallow enough to want sex as a reward for household chores? Hardly going to make the marriage/relationship last a lifetime.

Quote from tristancliffe :

Do you REALLY think she is shallow enough to want sex as a reward for household chores? Hardly going to make the marriage/relationship last a lifetime.

Yeah, what's he done during the chores?

I don't know about you guys, but I've had my fair share of double negative sex.

Whatever that means.

EDIT: I didn't mean gay sex, by the way. Ehm. Soooo.... pretty shoddy weather eh?

@ Julppu - Sit on this forum! :P

@ spankmeyer - Rofl !

Mrs speaks -

"yes, thats right, he has sat on his ar*e while I slaved away Sex as a reward is a GREAT idea :P

So yes, Im shallow "

Well, I stand corrected. Enjoy the bedroom athletics

Doubel negative ain't no positive.

-2*-2= 4

so double negative IS positive

I only know languages where it's usually negative. In italian double negative is negative ('non ho niente'), in german it can be negative ('kein garnichts'), and in english it's also usually negative ('not eat nothing').

Vain

Quote from Vain :

I only know languages where it's usually negative. In italian double negative is negative ('non ho niente'), in german it can be negative ('kein garnichts'), and in english it's also usually negative ('not eat nothing').

Vain

I have no idea what you are on about. I was talking about "TeH MatH" language.

Quote from Vain :

I only know languages where it's usually negative. In italian double negative is negative ('non ho niente'), in german it can be negative ('kein garnichts'), and in english it's also usually negative ('not eat nothing').

Vain

[rant]
Yes, but that phrase, along with the vast majority of double negatives, is grammatically incorrect, and shows a distinct lack of vocabulary. To not eat nothing does imply that you are eating something. However, To not eat ANYTHING means you are in fact, eating nothing.
I am really, truly fed up with the bastardisation (term used correctly...look it up in the dictionary!) of the English Language.
Personally, the error that upsets me the most is when somebody says "Could of" or "Should of" instead of "Could HAVE" or "should HAVE". I can understand it (slightly) in spoken English because of regional accents etcetera, but there is absolutely NO excuse for it in the written word.

[/rant]

Quote from Taavi(EST) :

-2*-2= 4

so double negative IS positive

Two wrongs don't make a right

That equation is true only with predefined set of rational numbers. There are much more domains where that equation is not true than there are those where it is true.

this should have been mentioned.. but bloody take her out already if shes bored lol.. make her un-bored..

When anyone asks me 'can I do...' something, I always tell them they look able bodied enough, and then look expectantly at them, hoping upon hope they have the intelligence to then ask 'may I do...' that thing.

My kids are going to hate me, I know it!

@Bladerunner: In german it's similarly uncommon/disliked.
But, is that specific phrase gramatically incorrect or logically incorrect? Logically two inversions void each other, but strict logics don't always apply to commonly used terms of spoken language.

Vain

I know I'm going to get flamed for saying this, but I don't care

So what if she is bored? I get bored plenty (like now) but I don't expect other people to find me something to do. My girlfriend also gets bored (especially when I'm playing LFS or BF2) but doesn't expect me to find something for her to do.
Tell her to occupy her bloody self Worst case scenario, point her to www.i-am-bored.com and put some headphones on

@all the people who suggested sex
What makes you think that doesn't count as a chore?

@tristan
Can I just say 'yes they are'?

Quote from Vain :

is that specific phrase gramatically incorrect or logically incorrect?

Yes


(both!)

Quote from Dajmin :

I know I'm going to get flamed for saying this, but I don't care

So what if she is bored? I get bored plenty (like now) but I don't expect other people to find me something to do. My girlfriend also gets bored (especially when I'm playing LFS or BF2) but doesn't expect me to find something for her to do.
Tell her to occupy her bloody self Worst case scenario, point her to www.i-am-bored.com and put some headphones on

@all the people who suggested sex
What makes you think that doesn't count as a chore?

@tristan
Can I just say 'yes they are'?

It was a light hearted thread you fool. It isn't a demanding question... Geez

I'd tell her to read the book of the stupid. I'll typ it down for you!

Please re-read this sentence.