Agreed, silentwar: the middle two options are utterly pointless - the proof being that he's here in the first place. The last option's a joke. The first option, well, we don't know for a fact (I don't anyway) that Phlos has broken the law, either in his country or in the UK. Whatever he's done it's up to the devs to pursue the appropriate course of action. What is it with drop-of-the-hat polls around here anyway?
Besides, anyone knows an appropriate punishment would be to force him to chat to imthebestnoobthereis about his favourite colour, food, movie, emoticon, porn star, shape of potato chip etc. for hours on end...