"We took it apart but we don't know how to put the engine back in so we're gonna have to improvise."

"This isn't what I meant by foot-pounds of torque..."

"You can always upgrade it by fitting Justin Gatlin"

"Oh, bollocks."

"Mitsubishi's secret engine is revealed"

"presenting the ISI engine"

Are you sure this car will run on methane alone?

The new Mitsubishi EVO: True MANPOWER!!!!

'Men not included'

"we give pedal to the metal a whole new meaning"
or
"this isn't our car, we could only afford the bumper"

'When wreckers go bad?'

and today on Scrapheap challenge......

"do these men come free wit that front mount "

Citroen complain when Mitsubishi try to copy the tranformer advert!

This meccano set's bigger than I expected.

"This car now has TWO crankshafts."

"They said this thing had 412 horse power..Well where the hell are the other 410 horses?!?!?" lol.

Quote from GruntOfAction :

"They said this thing had 412 horse power..Well where the hell are the other 410 horses?!?!?" lol.

Where on earth are those horses?

Quote from DTrott :

Where on earth are those horses?

Why do you think I was asking? lol.

Woops I meant to write:
How on earth did those horses fit in here.

edit : didn't see that pic, ffs

edit2 : 'Tonight, on Wheeler Dealers : Edd's reparing a completely destroyed Mitshubishi!"

C'mon, post a new picture, this one is dead beaten!

"come on mate, look at the bright side. our evo is the only one in the world with an engine that runs on beer, burgers and cigarettes all at the same time!!"

or

"well, now we got ourself fitted into the engine bay, how do we go for a piss??"

"When one dipstick just isn't enough"

Quote from MAGGOT :

"When one dipstick just isn't enough"

Haha, winnar!