"My e-penis is THIS big!"

"That's my knee you bastard, Are you jealous of the fish I caught?"

or

"That's my knee you bastard, Are you jealous of my..."

keep coming, you've got loads of room!

Anyone seen the toilets?

or

edit: Where the f*ck are the toilets?

your emergency exits are here, and here!

The gap was this big, you could of fitted a lorry through it and yet you still hit me.

or

Auditions for the next karate kid.

"its Not A Real Target You Dumbass!"

Theres a wall on your left, and a wall on your right. Why did you have to hit me?

or

Come on then if you think you're hard enough!

Pig Pile!!

"Is your name Paul Tracy!?"

I'm actually a PT fan... I'd rather have zinged SeaBass, but I couldn't come up with anything

Quote from mr_x :

"It was a rabbit, it was huge, it was as big as this!"

We need a new pic so I choose this as the winner.

New picture:http://www.betweenthecoasts.com/archives/30%20wreck.jpg

Quote from Leifde :

We need a new pic so I choose this as the winner.

New picture:http://www.betweenthecoasts.com/archives/30%20wreck.jpg

"I belive i can fly! I belive i can tuch the sky!..."

"Jeez, when are they going to fix those damn red+white barriers?"

"buckaroo!"

" Car #30 has now gave a new definition of the term "SIDEWAYZ" "

Hey guys look what I can do!

"that was the flic-flac, now comes the salto, into handstand, then..."

"They've got to fix these barriers, they send me flying everytime I hit them."

sweet home alabama!!
or
is this the way to the pits?

vtak kicked in, y0!

"Tower, this is ghostrider requesting flyby"
"Negative ghostrider, pattern is full"

"hope you guys dont mind me dropping in"

"Jimmy was later disqualified for illegal use of a jetpack"

Dude! look what happens when i put full weight to the rear! Weeee!

"Hick's hit the track and un-suprisingly, it all ends in carnage"