just moments after the race started he realised getting behind the wheel as quickly as possible would have to wait since his mechanics left the boot open ... again

'Top Gear hold trials for a replacement Stig'

'Car safety tests often used to obtain various data through people throwing themselves at the car. The term 'crash test dummy' was later applied to this elite group of specialised individuals- the brave men (and women) who risked life and limb on a daily basis in order to make the world a safer place, for you'.

"Last one in the car is a big girl`s blouse!"

"WTF? I thought we were at FE Black not FE Gold FFS ... "

"The winner gets an ice cream!!"

Ooh ooh

"The bi-annual auto-eroticism convention got off to a running start"

Quote from Electrik Kar :

Ooh ooh

"The bi-annual auto-eroticism convention got off to a running start"

Eww! Winner!

"OMG it's tinyk!"

Hehe, thought that one might appeal, Kev!

Ok. Umm...

Owing to a lack of funds, Thames Valley Police has had to replace its sirens with a man on the roof going "neee naaa neee naaa"

"From his high vantage point, Colin was convinced the tiger wouldn't get him"

Edit: Continuing the animal theme

"Safari Park regulations due for an update"

Roll Royce experimented widely before settling on the Silver Lady.

"Last picture from the hungry cameraman's perspective"

Quote from nihil :

Roll Royce experimented widely before settling on the Silver Lady.

Hahahaha

It took several years and numerous revisions to the basic design before skateboarding captured the public interest.

'Hitlers first car'

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

'Hitlers first car'

LOL

Alternatively:

Little did the young Pole realise that his teenage predilections would bring him such trouble when he became Pope.

Quote :

Roll Royce experimented widely before settling on the Silver Lady.

Quote :

It took several years and numerous revisions to the basic design before skateboarding captured the public interest.

It's a tie! OMG what do we do now?

Nihil's go...

Will amend rules for such a sitution... not that most people read them *sob sob*

OK:

http://www.me.berkeley.edu/cal ... fullsize/startingline.jpg

"Technology might improve, but M25 queues never diminished"

"And when aliens finally came to Earth, they had to go through customs"

Quote from VTiRoj :

"And when aliens finally came to Earth, they had to go through customs"

noooo.. used my alien idea!

ohh well

"Alien sub-planetory Gumball stops for fuel and photos"

or

"At 6.56am ufo's spoted by passers by in a local car park"

or

"Taking rice to a new level"

just moments after scawen introduced solar cars the forum filled with complaints
http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=22572

"there's your problem. No hippie inside..."