Quote from anttt69 :Budget cuts force Crufts to implement new judging system In my bleary-eyed state, this one made me laugh the most. Winner!
"No darling its not what it seems...I'm just testing the new airbag system...okay sweethart?...it's just my work..right..? Hey put that down!!OUCH!!!"
Girl with black hair: "So that's where you drivers keep your petrol money!" Him (through gritted teeth):"Use a bit more oil and you can keep whatever you find..."
Quote from herki :Safety systems...airbags... just can't make this into a funny line Then either I have a too twisted mind, or have no humour sense at all, or that was simply a crap post. I keep trying.
Quote from (HUN)ultiMate :"No darling its not what it seems...I'm just testing the new airbag system...okay sweethart?...it's just my work..right..? Hey put that down!!OUCH!!!" Don't compare airbags with breasts, you insensitive boob!
Quote from Hyperactive :"My wife just left!" That would make me happy (if I had one). We have a Winner with Blackout a close 2nd.
"Ooh, took her for a drink on Tuesday, we were making love by Wednesday, and Thursday and Friday and Saturday..."
Lewis display Apple's brand new iPod, using revolutionary technology where you pretend you're listening to music!