The police is searching for new recruits, preferably with a stuntman background, to put their new high-speed chase tactics into action...
"... the race marshals are not yet sure if the new way of carrying replacement tyres is appropriate for the racing series, after they deemed tyre changes on pitstops too 'mainstream' " 1000th reply :-Þ
"New! Speedy tire delievery system! We've redone our system to go as fast as a Le Mans series car! Call 1-800-Tires22 today!" lol.
"For the next year the team will switch to the Porsche Panamera 4-seater, and start performing in-race tire changes from the backseats."
"The crowd quickly got bored of making fun of the small boy who looked like the michelin man, they had something better to make fun of." OR "For an added advantage this year, the Porsche team have added "Horse holders" so they can harness an extra 7 Horsepower." POSSIBLY "The red and white barriers of doom left the Porsche team reather bewildered. So naturally, then got the early christmas present from Race Control."