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I'll get the link later, but there was an interesting point on the Pistonheads.com, after a T1 article they had.

A guy there has a 300 HP Ariel Atom, and the thing is mental. Its so much faster than Porsches, Ferraris, and what-not, all his track-days are spent passing slower cars. He claimed in a year of 7 (5-9?) trackdays, he only had a total of THREE clear laps not slowed by traffic.

Now if you are in a Caparo, something that could leave Atoms for dead, imagine the frustration of driving it, against anything less than LMP cars.
Quote from Becky Rose :Wow what a car, I think i'd have to add a Tennalady to my equipment list if I got one of them...


damn thats a cheap lady! where can i get one?
I'm sure wearing a suit was meant to emphasize its road car side and was probably part of the script . As far as it being a prototype, that moniker doesn't have to imply that it's held together with glue, does it?
Quote from BlueFlame :So you are forced to wear one at track-days are you? no... Not here anyway.

Stop flaming him(no pun intended) It wasn't his accident, it was somebody elses he just got burnt for it. Don't know why he annoys so many people. He is good at his job/s. His first car was a VW Beetle, so this in it's own right shows the best testiment of character.

You're right, you're not forced to wear a race suit at track days, but it is recomnded, and most cource have saftey gear that you can hire out.

Why does he annoy people, easy. He arrogantly believes that he is gods gift to driving and when he hits someone, it's always there fault.

And lastly, just because he had a secret thing for Herbie when he was a wee lad, does by no means, make him a decent guy.
Well thats Carism, cos you are using Herbie as a Stereotype. And it offends me. I can see why people don't like him, but they end up just talking about his nose... Which means they don't have a basis on dis-liking him at all.. Which will bring me to Jealousy. Matt Neal has nothing. Plato has everything.
You just know topgear will have the better review, eventually :X. And it can go round the track .

Also about cars being held together with glue... thats pretty much every tvr :P
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Also about cars being held together with glue... thats pretty much every tvr :P

I was wondering how long it would take .
What the hell are you guys on about.

TV presenters never wear racing suits when reviewing a car, be it on Top Gear or Fifth Gear. Have you ever seen Clarkson or Hammond wear a racing suit when reviewing a car? No...

And when Clarkson said that Fifth Gear burnt down Top Gear, you realise that was a (lame) joke right?

Jason Plato and Tiff Needell are my favourite car show TV presenters because they can actaully drive. Clarkson can't drive for shit.
It is true that Jeremy can't drive... Plato as a racer and Tiff (as a failed one) is even more of a stranger complication though
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TV presenters never wear racing suits when reviewing a car, be it on Top Gear or Fifth Gear. Have you ever seen Clarkson or Hammond wear a racing suit when reviewing a car? No...

Whenever they've driven racing cars they've worn fireproof clothing, the exception to this rule I suppose would be the Aston that May drove round Europe, then again I think a lightly tuned production engine in a racing car is far less likely to spontaneously combust than a purpose built racing engine in a road legal sportsracing car. They normally wear fireproof overalls when they drive Radicals and the like to the limit anyway.

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And when Clarkson said that Fifth Gear burnt down Top Gear, you realise that was a (lame) joke right?

Sense of humour failure?

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Jason Plato and Tiff Needell are my favourite car show TV presenters because they can actaully drive. Clarkson can't drive for shit.

There both failed racing drivers who have turned to be celebrities,
neither has any real presenting talent and as for there racing careers, they're best remembered for BTCC need I say more (and Tiff was pretty mediocre even in that)?

As for Clarkson, well he's an entertainer, Top Gear is entertainment, if I want to know what a car is like I read Autocar. Fifth Gear is rather rubbish IMO and I never watch it mainly because it can't decide what it wants to be, it used to be serious, and really really dry with Tiff going on about how he's the dogs bollocks and trying to drive cars seriously. The last time I watched it it mainly consisted of some dumb ape siting around in the Ace Cafe making silly comments and then really dull Top Gear style silly challenges, like a car vs RC race, that's presented so boringly then at the end they usually smash something up and get Quentin Wilson to do one of his crappy safety speaches, better than getting him started on importing cars though
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As for Clarkson, well he's an entertainer, Top Gear is entertainment, if I want to know what a car is like I read Autocar. Fifth Gear is rather rubbish IMO and I never watch it mainly because it can't decide what it wants to be, it used to be serious, and really really dry with Tiff going on about how he's the dogs bollocks and trying to drive cars seriously. The last time I watched it it mainly consisted of some dumb ape siting around in the Ace Cafe making silly comments and then really dull Top Gear style silly challenges, like a car vs RC race, that's presented so boringly then at the end they usually smash something up and get Quentin Wilson to do one of his crappy safety speaches, better than getting him started on importing cars though

.... Yup...
Well.. Tiff raced just about anything on wheels. Not always having good material. I think he was teammate with Derek Bell in some Group C car. I'd say Tiff's career is above average and he seems to be quite naturaly talented; he'll be fast and on / above the limit (without crashing..) pretty quickly. I don't know any tv presenter that can drive like him!

The crappyness of Clarkson was quite apparent in that (admittedly poor) Volkswagen.. Ham fisted/footed ^2
Quote from Niels Heusinkveld :I think he was teammate with Derek Bell in some Group C car.

i think it was the porsche 962 ... finished 3rd at le mans not exactly what id call failing
3rd is the 2nd loser. Clarkson isn't a racing driver, he's a phenomenal Automotive Journalist, which is why they have the stig for the racing.

There's a reason the stig doesn't speak; driver's don't make entertaining presenters. Tiff tries to hard to do both and fails.
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Quote from srdsprinter :3rd is the 2nd loser. Clarkson isn't a racing driver, he's a phenomenal Automotive Journalist, which is why they have the stig for the racing.

There's a reason the stig doesn't speak; driver's don't make entertaining presenters. Tiff tries to hard to do both and fails.

but there're still a lot of losers behind the 2nd loser...

PS. to those that seems to got the joke a bit too seriously, why'd Tom Ford has a monthly column in the Top Gear magazine, and why'd Tiff and Jeremy runs the MPH (or whatever it's called) every year if they really hate each other so much~
Quote from JCTK :PS. to those that seems to got the joke a bit too seriously, why'd Tom Ford has a monthly column in the Top Gear magazine, and why'd Tiff and Jeremy runs the MPH (or whatever it's called) every year if they really hate each other so much~

Hate? Bah - they've got the pie sliced up just to their liking.
Well we have Clarkson Hammond and May for a bit of fun / bashing / crashing / hilarity..

And Tiff for the porn on wheels..

Not too bad
That car looks like a cross with a enzo and a f1 car, I will have to say I will never even think of getting one of those cars they are ugly.
Quote from Mackie The Staggie :Ohh God, that statment is just wrong.






I feel ill now.

Tell me about it. Every nerve of my skin needs to be itched and rubbed.
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DIRT I TELL YOU!
Hmm, about that caparo... Hasnt it been on top gear once ? o_0 I remeber seeing that car somewhere before... and not recently...
Ahh, your all like Clarkson, just random ranting xD Fifth gear might be rubbish when compared to Top gear, but I dont think, atleast I havent seen a car show, nearly as good as those two.. Fifth gear is entertaining in a way, but it sure does fall flat on its face quite alot... But still, mildly entertaining.. The last season tough pretty much is pure childish rubbish.. I dont think Plato deserves flaming, but then again, I have only seen him if 5th gear .. so whatever The reason I post is, I just cant take this attitude, when people so easily look down on others, I still think, all the persons discussed in this thread, do a pretty good job.... end of story...
Hmm, guess my post turned out quite sketchy, well whatever, random comment...
Quote from evilgenius :Hmm, about that caparo... Hasnt it been on top gear once ? o_0 I remeber seeing that car somewhere before... and not recently...
Ahh, your all like Clarkson, just random ranting xD Fifth gear might be rubbish when compared to Top gear, but I dont think, atleast I havent seen a car show, nearly as good as those two.. Fifth gear is entertaining in a way, but it sure does fall flat on its face quite alot... But still, mildly entertaining.. The last season tough pretty much is pure childish rubbish.. I dont think Plato deserves flaming, but then again, I have only seen him if 5th gear .. so whatever The reason I post is, I just cant take this attitude, when people so easily look down on others, I still think, all the persons discussed in this thread, do a pretty good job.... end of story...
Hmm, guess my post turned out quite sketchy, well whatever, random comment...

Very true mate, and to add to his comment on you lot flaming plato is that you try and do plato's job because at the end of the day most of you her accept a couple maybe would never be able to race a car like he can.

Sam.
Clarkson got burnt in the face in the last episode in a porsche accident (to prove that whatever 5thgear do topgear can do too)

(I wouldn't call this post a spoliler)

OT: PS there are fansubbed versions of DMotor available on da interweb DS
Quote from sam93 :Very true mate, and to add to his comment on you lot flaming plato is that you try and do plato's job because at the end of the day most of you her accept a couple maybe would never be able to race a car like he can.

Sam.

You're right, he is given too little credit for his racing excursions. Although driving in teh BTCC in this day and age is just going downhill..

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